Today I found a completely unexpected compliment under my windshield wiper

[JEDIYoda]

I don't understand, are you saying the guy leaving notes offering BJs is a born again christian?

He meant to say an Atheist.......

 

[KlokWyze]

lmao

thread delivers

 

[OverVolt]

I think it's probably legit. Gay men are the only people that have ever shown sexual interest in me, despite being relatively few in count next to hetero females. To paraphrase a previous Nebor signature, women cannot truly enjoy sex in the way that a man can. The average man is a filthy, amoral fucking machine that looks upon semen as precious spice, and homosexuals are no exception.

Pics of you and your friend, cutieop?

Ohh... its just your posture and how you carry yourself. Think... open postures.

 

[Ruptga]

just wow...a note from a dude wanting to give you a blow job is a compliment.......why am I not surprised that you would think this way??? Was the note signed -- from Bubba down the street??

Because you touch yourself at night.

It was written on the back of half of an envelope, between that and the penmanship it looks like it was a completely spontaneous thing, so good luck analyzing it for secret messages. Him being at Walmart doesn't even mean much since there are no other large stores in this shitty county.

My favorite theory so far is he's into threesomes and he thought we were a couple. The guy I was with looks like he's 15ish and I haven't shaved in a while so I look like a bear, that's a pretty stereotypical gay couple. The other guy wasn't amused by my theory though.

 

[Pardus]

Take the note off your car and place it on the car next to you. Problems solved.