Today I found a completely unexpected compliment under my windshield wiper

[Ruptga]

 

[cubby1223]

Probably from a friend of yours who happened to be there and wanted to prank you.

 

[Ruptga]

Probably from a friend of yours who happened to be there and wanted to prank you.

Possible, except I don't know of anyone that would pull that except maybe the guy I was with, and I got a hit on the phone number. I don't recognize the name at all.

I'm still not quite sure what to make of this, I'm just taking it as a compliment and a curiosity for now.

 

[Eli]

:hmm:

 

[Rakehellion]

I'm sorry, you seem to have cut off the bottom of the image. What's the phone number? Also, which Walmart was this?

 

[Ruptga]

I'm sorry, you seem to have cut off the bottom of the image. What's the phone number? Also, which Walmart was this?

Oh did I? I really must practice my photography. You know what, I'll just PM you his number, and I'll send mine too while I'm at it, just pass it along for me. Will you need my SSN as well? I can get that to you, no problem.

 

[Rakehellion]

Oh did I? I really must practice my photography. You know what, I'll just PM you his number, and I'll send mine too while I'm at it, just pass it along for me. Will you need my SSN as well? I can get that to you, no problem.

Send a picture of your cock too.

 

[mikeford]

Did you notice similar notes on other cars?

Go back in the Walmart and have them announce over the PA, "Will the person who left a note on my car offering a BJ please meet me at the service desk, next to the can".

 

[Childs]

Once I thought a guy was hitting on me at an Arbys. I put my sandwich down and was just gonna leave when he loudly proclaims "Oh dude I'm not gay or anything!" then hands me a pamphlet. Turned out the guy was a born again Christian or something trying to convert me. It was my first few months in San Francisco, so I thought naturally it would happen all the time. Nope. Enjoy the moment. Not that I want a bj from some dude, but with all the gay people I've worked with over the years I got no damn offers. They should want some of this!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I think it's probably legit. Gay men are the only people that have ever shown sexual interest in me, despite being relatively few in count next to hetero females. To paraphrase a previous Nebor signature, women cannot truly enjoy sex in the way that a man can. The average man is a filthy, amoral fucking machine that looks upon semen as precious spice, and homosexuals are no exception.

Pics of you and your friend, cutieop?

 

[88keys]

The question I have is; what are gay people doing at Wal-Mart?

 

[mikeford]

The question I have is; what are gay people doing at Wal-Mart?

Scoping out the hotties, same as everybody else.

 

[Scotteq]

Scoping out the hotties, same as everybody else.

D:

 

[Mai72]

Was it someone from Anandtech?

D:

 

[bradly1101]

Once I thought a guy was hitting on me at an Arbys. I put my sandwich down and was just gonna leave when he loudly proclaims "Oh dude I'm not gay or anything!" then hands me a pamphlet. Turned out the guy was a born again Christian or something trying to convert me. It was my first few months in San Francisco, so I thought naturally it would happen all the time. Nope. Enjoy the moment. Not that I want a bj from some dude, but with all the gay people I've worked with over the years I got no damn offers. They should want some of this!

Yes that's been my experience. No matter how straight a guy is, he still wants to be appreciated by the guys as well as the girls.

 

[bradly1101]

The question I have is; what are gay people doing at Wal-Mart?

Exactly! You wouldn't catch me dead there. Walmart does not carry the right sconces!

 

[darkxshade]

You owe it to yourself to cash in that blow job and report back.

 

[IronWing]

It's Walmart; the lack of teeth is a plus.

 

[lxskllr]

 

[Fritzo]

You guys never showed up. I ended up ordering a pizza and watching Mad Men

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Poor penmanship

 

[Puppies04]

Once I thought a guy was hitting on me at an Arbys. I put my sandwich down and was just gonna leave when he loudly proclaims "Oh dude I'm not gay or anything!" then hands me a pamphlet. Turned out the guy was a born again Christian or something trying to convert me. It was my first few months in San Francisco, so I thought naturally it would happen all the time. Nope. Enjoy the moment. Not that I want a bj from some dude, but with all the gay people I've worked with over the years I got no damn offers. They should want some of this!

I don't understand, are you saying the guy leaving notes offering BJs is a born again christian?

 

[disappoint]

Poor penmanship

That's ALL you got out of that note? Poor penmanship? I've analyzed this note with my amazing newly acquired note analization superpowers (what? shut up! it's a thing!, and yes I spelled it that way on porpoise)

Let's analyze this note together.

Saw you cuteboyu go into out of car and go into wal-mart would love to give you bath a blow job. I'm a white male.
Text,

Well let's first forget about analyzing this together since you lack my analyzing powers. IANAL but my analization powers tell me this boy is bad at Engrish and is very indecisive (can't decide if you're going into your car or out of your car when he observed you). He is deranged and wants to stab you with his pen0r., he's also quite immature because he spells penis as pen0r so mommy won't put soap in his hands (he typed it not said it)

 

[JEDIYoda]

just wow...a note from a dude wanting to give you a blow job is a compliment.......why am I not surprised that you would think this way??? Was the note signed -- from Bubba down the street??

 

[disappoint]

I don't understand, are you saying the guy leaving notes offering BJs is a born again christian?

He does fit the profile doesn't he? He wants to touch little boys, he has the education, reasoning, critical thinking, command of the English (or any other) language communication skills and sexual frustration of a typical box of rocks for brained religious freak. I think I'm in love. :wub: I can haz your stuff after he stabs you with his pen0r?