Toasts.... which clever ones do you know?

[Doboji]

Here's to the breezes
that blow through the treeses
That lifts girls skirts above their kneeses
That shows us the spot that teases and pleases
and sometimes spreads diseases
Oh jeezus heres to the breezes...
[EDITED by AnandTech Moderator]

Here's to Honor!
May you get on her
stay on her
and if you cant come in her
come on her!

We don't want women with good taste!
We want women that taste great!
da da da da [EDITED by AnandTech Moderator]! (think the charge sound you here in a baseball game for the da da da da part)

May the wind be always at your back, and may the wind at your back always be your own!

what have you guys got?

-Max

P.S. yes these are chauvunistic and all.. but their rugby toasts... and we're just kidding...

Sorry, some of these were a bit too raw for AnandTech.

AnandTech Moderator

 

[Scrapster]

ZIGGY SOCKY ZIGGY SOCKY HOY HOY HOY!

 

[Mrfrog840]

heh
dont know how long this thread will last!
My School

 

[Arwen Evenstar]

I heard this at a businesswomen's luncheon:

"Here's to husbands and boyfriends everywhere. May they never meet."

 

[Total Refected Power]

I thought this was another post on TEXAS TOAST!!!!!!!

Damn that stuff is good!

 

[myputer]

The toast my drunken depressed brother in law made at my wedding reception:

Good Luck , I hope your marriage works out better than mine did.:Q

 

[tigerwannabe]

i remember this one from the movie jaws..."here's to swimmin' with bo legged women" always loved that

 

[Doboji]

ok... now I know tizits and siznatizatches are too raw... gotcha... sorry guys

-Max

 

[Vikaden]

MrFrog-

What the hell does your school have anything to do with this thread?

 

[Cyberian]

Only for New Years:

May your best day in 1997 be your worst day in 1998.