:music:All around the country coast to coast, 
People always say, what do you like most, 
I don't want to brag, I dont want to boast, 
I'd always tell them, I like toast 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!! 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!! 
I get up in the morning about 6 AM 
Have a little jelly have a little jam 
Take a peice of bread, put it in the slot 
Push down the leaver and the wires get hot, i get toast 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
Now theres no secret to toasting perfection 
theres a dial on the side and you make your selection 
push to the dark or the light and then, 
if it pops to soon press down again, make toast 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
When the first cave man drove in from the drags, 
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and eggs 
Must had been a genus, got in his head 
plug the toaster in the wall, buy a loaf of bread make toast 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!! 
oh oui monsieur bonjour coquette 
au croissant au va-et-vien 
A maurice et violette eilfel tower 
a oui marret bagguette bonsoir 
FRENCH TOAST!!!!! 
FRENCH TOAST!!!!! 
In chicago or on the bob and tom show 
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!! 
(weird noises) 
toast...:music: 
EDIT: I think the french part is goofed, but it's been too many years since I took French and copy/paste from a lyrics site seemed much easier 
