To the lady I just spent 20 minutes stuck in an elevator with...

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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You are lucky I didn't punch you in the face.

Seriously, this stupid bitch got mad because I sat down and threw on my headphones, instead of standing up. Ugly bitch had chankles too. She was calling everyone and their mother to tell them how she was stuck with someone who is "creeping" her out because I was onto floor.

WTF bitch, it's 100 degrees in here and you want to stand and shake and generate more heat.

Anyway rant over.
 

Crusty

Lifer
Sep 30, 2001
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So you sat there listening to her bitch the entire time instead of standing up for yourself?!
 

amdhunter

Lifer
May 19, 2003
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Nope, I just laughed for a second when I realized we were stuck, hit the call button, then sat down when the building manager told us help was on the way. The elevator was stuck between 14+15 too, so I was a little bit nervous and she was shaking like she was having a tantrum.
 

moshquerade

No Lifer
Nov 1, 2001
61,504
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I have a feeling you would creep me out just the same. Some of the stuff you say on here is CREEPY.
 

Blackjack200

Lifer
May 28, 2007
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Did you have a phone on you? I would have called someone (or pretended to call) and said something like 'yeah, I'm stuck on an elevator with this annoying bitch. She keeps pushing me closer to the edge' or something vaguely threatening like that.
 

skace

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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Did you have a phone on you? I would have called someone (or pretended to call) and said something like 'yeah, I'm stuck on an elevator with this annoying bitch. She keeps pushing me closer to the edge' or something vaguely threatening like that.

"Yea, no, I'm stuck in an elevator with some bitch on the phone who keeps talking about me like I'M NOT SITTING RIGHT HERE NEXT TO HER"
 

waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
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Did you have a phone on you? I would have called someone (or pretended to call) and said something like 'yeah, I'm stuck on an elevator with this annoying bitch. She keeps pushing me closer to the edge' or something vaguely threatening like that.

"hello doctor? yes...im hearing the voices again. They want blood. they want me to paint walls with her guts!...no.i didn't take my medicine t his morning...i ...will try to contain them"

then twitch a lot....while glancing at her..
 

shiner

Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
17,112
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0
Here I Come
My Mind Is Set
Get Ready For Love
You're My Ten Second Pet

Touch My Gun
Bu Don't Pull My Trigger
Let's make History
In The Elevator
Or Lock The Door
Shine My Pistol Some More
Here I Cum
Just Ten Seconds More

Ten Seconds To Love
Ten Seconds To Love
Pull My Trigger
My Guns Loaded With Your Love

Ten Seconds To Love
Ten Seconds To Love
Just Wait Honey
Till I Tell The Boys About You
 

dpodblood

Diamond Member
May 20, 2010
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The elevator was stuck between 14+15 too, so I was a little bit nervous and she was shaking like she was having a tantrum.

She was probably having a panic attack. Some people can't stand being trapped in confined spaces.
 

surfsatwerk

Lifer
Mar 6, 2008
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5
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You are lucky I didn't punch you in the face.

Seriously, this stupid bitch got mad because I sat down and threw on my headphones, instead of standing up. Ugly bitch had chankles too. She was calling everyone and their mother to tell them how she was stuck with someone who is "creeping" her out because I was onto floor.

WTF bitch, it's 100 degrees in here and you want to stand and shake and generate more heat.

Anyway rant over.

Seems like it would be more productive to have told her this stuff rather than coming to cry about it to a bunch of strangers.