Originally posted by: SSSnail
Your mom doesn't work here, neither is your daddy so here are a few things to consider:
1. If you drink the last of coffee, make another pot you lazy swines. The receptionist is on medical leave, and I have as much time as you do. The temp is as useful as a burned toasts.
2. If you drink the last of the water, put another one on the cooler. You're not that much of a girly man that you can't lift a 5 gallon bottle. And GRAB THE FRIGGIN BOTTLE BY THE SIDE, NOT THE NOZZLE and wipe the damn thing down if you ever think about performing this miraculous act.
3. Ladies, GTFO of the breakroom and get back to work, I don't want to hear about your rampage through the mall and what unmentionables you got on sales. Do something useful, like post on Anandtech!!
4. TURN THAT FREAKING MUSIC DOWN! We have enough American Idol hopefuls in the office.
5. To that lady in Sales, you're not 12! Quit with your tantrums and grunts and outbursts of disappointments, we can all hear you and we don't like it a bit. It's not cute. It's not professional. It's been annoying since day one. And by the way, just in case you forgot you're freaking 53.
</rant> for now.