To the fvcking buffalo that fell on me last night.

[Pliablemoose]

I know that the difficult job of walking with 2.5 feet between rows of chairs was tough for you and that you fell on me in an attempt to break your fall, and the sitting on my arm seemed like a natural thing, an innocent arm on a hardwood chair arm was just too tempting a target to pass up...

But

Lay off the god damn Krispy Kreme Donuts, 325 lbs is too much for any human to weigh, even though you're 6'1" & perhaps the ugliest woman I laid eyes on in the last week.



Cliff Notes: water buffalo sat on my fvcking arm last night after she fell on me & it hurts:|

 

[Fausto]

Sue Krispy Kreme for making her a buffalo. 😀

 

[DnetMHZ]

Guess your not so pliable after all... 😉

 

[RagingBITCH]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Guess your not so pliable after all... 😉

rofl!!

 

[HonkeyDonk]

2/10

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Guess your not so pliable after all... 😉

It's the only limb I haven't broken yet:|

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Guess your not so pliable after all... 😉

It's the only limb I haven't broken yet:|

Hey, at least you got to play grabass Nik-style......:camera:s? 😀

 

[Mucho]

Yea, but you are a moose how much do you weigh? 🙂

 

[Gurck]

Not bad, but it could use some work. I'd recommend a few sessions with Shinerburke

 

[Modeps]

Goto the doctor and send her your medical bills.

 

[Bryophyte]

This is North America. Wouldn't that be a bison?

 

[Amused]

The sad part is, you didn't have the grapes to tell her that to her face.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Amused
The sad part is, you didn't have the grapes to tell her that to her face.

I think that was self-preservation kicking in; she could have finished crushing him had he chosen to mouth off to her. 😛

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

lol funnay rant.

 

[Danman]

Haahhaha nice....I thought this thread was actually gonna be about buffalo when I came in...I was rather confused.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: RagingBITCH

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
Guess your not so pliable after all... 😉

rofl!!

hahaha

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Amused
The sad part is, you didn't have the grapes to tell her that to her face.

I think that was self-preservation kicking in; she could have finished crushing him had he chosen to mouth off to her. 😛

Crush? Or devour?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Fausto

Originally posted by: Amused
The sad part is, you didn't have the grapes to tell her that to her face.

I think that was self-preservation kicking in; she could have finished crushing him had he chosen to mouth off to her. 😛

Crush? Or devour?

Crush...then devour. Don't you watch National Geographic? 😛

 

[Spike]

Originally posted by: Danman
Haahhaha nice....I thought this thread was actually gonna be about buffalo when I came in...I was rather confused.

Same here, I started reading and was like "What the heck is a buffalo doing indoors and why are you near it?!?!?"

-spike

 

[Hammer]

harpoon that fvcking whale

 

[Ryan]

[arnold] Don't be girly man - quit your bitching. [/arnold]

 

[Hankerton]

I have a similar yet much worse story. When I was in 6th grade, I was playing volleyball at some school function and I lept for the ball the same time as some buffalo girl, and she ended up landing on my arm and snapped both bones in my forearm. I ended up spending over 4 months in a cast. How fun!!! I still get chills when I think about it

 

[Budmantom]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I know that the difficult job of walking with 2.5 feet between rows of chairs was tough for you and that you fell on me in an attempt to break your fall, and the sitting on my arm seemed like a natural thing, an innocent arm on a hardwood chair arm was just too tempting a target to pass up...

But

Lay off the god damn Krispy Kreme Donuts, 325 lbs is too much for any human to weigh, even though you're 6'1" & perhaps the ugliest woman I laid eyes on in the last week.



Cliff Notes: water buffalo sat on my fvcking arm last night after she fell on me & it hurts:|

It sounds like this could turn into something special 😉



Tom

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Budmantom

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
I know that the difficult job of walking with 2.5 feet between rows of chairs was tough for you and that you fell on me in an attempt to break your fall, and the sitting on my arm seemed like a natural thing, an innocent arm on a hardwood chair arm was just too tempting a target to pass up...

But

Lay off the god damn Krispy Kreme Donuts, 325 lbs is too much for any human to weigh, even though you're 6'1" & perhaps the ugliest woman I laid eyes on in the last week.



Cliff Notes: water buffalo sat on my fvcking arm last night after she fell on me & it hurts:|

It sounds like this could turn into something special 😉



Tom

I think it did. 😀