To save money I've decided to stop eating food

[Random Variable]

I don't see any downside to my plan.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Sounds like a fine idea.

 

[uberman]

Just keep drinking huge amounts of water to prevent kidney damage. Cezar Chavez and others on hunger strikes hurt their kidneys during hunger strikes.

You could add a political cause too. Say you won't eat again until the American automobile CEOs give up their private jets and work one year for one dollar to serve America as patriots rather than blood sucking leeches. They should work to rebuild their companies rather than exploiting them for their own personal gain.

 

[Lola]

Make sure you post an update of your progress in a month or two.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Why not become one of those people who fish edible items out of dumpsters and trash cans?

 

[SsupernovaE]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Random Variable]

I might try tree bark.

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Why not become one of those people who fish edible items out of dumpsters and trash cans?

He could pick up something like hepatitus or worse. He'd have to quit drinking with hepatitus and besides, its the holidays.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Buy a Santa hat and go from building to building each day looking for office parties?

 

[ultimatebob]

And to think... in just a few posts, I'll be a Lifer as well. I think that it's time to create a new account :|

 

[Q]

I approve

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Buy a Santa hat and go from building to building each day looking for office parties?

hopefully, he doesn't live in Croatia

 

[TestedAcorn]

I've decided to stop ingesting liquids.

 

[imported_Imp]

Indeed. It's costing me $30 a week to eat lunch. That's like 2 games a month, 60 lottery tickets or a couple tanks of gas. Damn food.

 

[Gothgar]

hungry hungry homer!!!

 

[ChaoZ]

You'll have more money than you can spend. Genius.

 

[venkman]

I went 14 straight days without food once. It was hell on wheels the first three days, but after that I was never really bothered by it.

 

[dighn]

starving may cause cannibalism, which may eventually lead to zombification. attempt at your own peril.

 

[Gothgar]

Originally posted by: dighn
starving may cause cannibalism, which may eventually lead to zombification. attempt at your own peril.

if zombies take over I call smoker!!!!

/goes off to play more L4D

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
Why not become one of those people who fish edible items out of dumpsters and trash cans?

Freegans?

 

[Kaido]

Don't be a tool. Call Geico. Save 15% in 15 minutes or less.

 

[oiprocs]

I only eat about 2 real meals a day. Sometimes I only get 1, and the rest is just snacks here or there.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: dighn
starving may cause cannibalism, which may eventually lead to zombification. attempt at your own peril.

If you're already a cannibal there's no real downside to being a zombie. Your diet remains the same either way.

 

[OFFascist]

I'm sort of doing the same, just not completely though. I'm cutting back on how much I'm eating.

More so to lose weight and get in shape though. The fact that it saves money though is a nice bonus.

 

[wwswimming]

you can just swallow earthworms.

you don't need to chew.