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Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
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Born2bwire

Diamond Member
Oct 28, 2005
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You should thank Kraft for saving you from yourself. They should make the accessibility of a packaged food item inversely proportional to the healthiness of said item.
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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what difference does it make if you are going to cook the whole box?

Don't you have to get the "secret ingredient" pack out too?
 

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
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I agree! I always bend the damn box and end up stabbing it with a knife.
 

shocksyde

Diamond Member
Jun 16, 2001
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Throw the box away. There's NO WAY to get inside of it now. Its treasured contents lost to the world for the eternity of time...
 

Murloc

Diamond Member
Jun 24, 2008
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if someone is so ignorant to be unable to cook pasta and recognize real cheese then it doesn't really matter what you write on the box, he's going to have bigger problems in life.
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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My packaging piss off is cookies. They're easy enough to open, but close again?! You have to slide the plastic tray back in the bag, which rips 70% of the time, and assuming you get it back in, you close the bag how?! The cookies are guaranteed to get stale unless you treat it as a 2 serving(max) container.
 

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
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My packaging piss off is cookies. They're easy enough to open, but close again?! You have to slide the plastic tray back in the bag, which rips 70% of the time, and assuming you get it back in, you close the bag how?! The cookies are guaranteed to get stale unless you treat it as a 2 serving(max) container.

All the Nabisco varieties now have a self-sealing flap that you lift and lay back down.
 
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coldmeat

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2007
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My packaging piss off is cookies. They're easy enough to open, but close again?! You have to slide the plastic tray back in the bag, which rips 70% of the time, and assuming you get it back in, you close the bag how?! The cookies are guaranteed to get stale unless you treat it as a 2 serving(max) container.

you just fold the tabs over
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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All the Nabisco varieties now have a self-sealing flap that you lift and lay back down.

Yea, great design. I recently ran into that on a pack of Fig Newtons.

you just fold the tabs over

Most of the cookies I get don't come in boxes, and even the ones that do are worthless. Paperboard doesn't block air, and you might as well lay them out on the counter.
 

SlitheryDee

Lifer
Feb 2, 2005
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You should thank Kraft for saving you from yourself. They should make the accessibility of a packaged food item inversely proportional to the healthiness of said item.

I'd rather not buy my twinkies in bulleproof, fireproof safes to which the combination is not provided thankyouverymuch.
 

coldmeat

Diamond Member
Jul 10, 2007
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Most of the cookies I get don't come in boxes, and even the ones that do are worthless. Paperboard doesn't block air, and you might as well lay them out on the counter.

Im talking about these packages. It's been a while since I've bought cookies, maybe they don't come in these anymore.

oreo-box.jpg
 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
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Im talking about these packages. It's been a while since I've bought cookies, maybe they don't come in these anymore.

Pic Clipped

Oh, yea. Those are good too, but I don't buy those kind of cookies often. Almost all the cookies I get have a brittle plastic cover(PS?) with a crinkley plastic tray inside that EXACTLY fits in the cover. What usually happens is you rip the cover trying to get the tray back, and if you somehow manage to get it back intact, you have a gaping hole in the end, usually without enough extra material to clip it together :^S
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Im talking about these packages. It's been a while since I've bought cookies, maybe they don't come in these anymore.

oreo-box.jpg

WTF? They sells cookies pre-made?

Do NOT tell my wife about this.


However, I sees some kind of furrin-lookin writing on the package...and it isn't Spanish, so I guess I'm safe.