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To men who use public restrooms...

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invidia

Platinum Member
Please, for god sakes, at least enter the restroom before you whip it out. 1-2 feet away to the door is not enough.

EDIT: Also, put it back in BEFORE washing your hands.
 
Awww c'mon, you know you like walking on sticky tiles! It gives you super-good grip when you leave the restroom. 🙂
 
To persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for god's sakes, at least accurately distinguish between "whip" and "wipe" so we'll know what the hell you're talking about.

EDIT: Does anyone seriously wash their hands with his penis out?
 
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
To persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for god's sakes, at least accurately distinguish between "whip" and "wipe" so we'll know what the hell you're talking about.

EDIT: Does anyone seriously wash their hands with his penis out?
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ok, Now I know where the WTFs are going, fixed.
 
Originally posted by: invidia
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
To persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for god's sakes, at least accurately distinguish between "whip" and "wipe" so we'll know what the hell you're talking about.

EDIT: Does anyone seriously wash their hands with his penis out?
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ok, Now I know where the WTFs are going, fixed.
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my wtf wasnt due too the typo... i knew you meant whip. its still a wtf tho, who does that? of course, im not watching the guys around me when im going to the restroom.
 
Yes, it's quite shocking that there are still cavemen cavorting about posing as civilized human beings. I've seen this happen, too. I think there are idiots out there who take pride in being comfortable enough to show you their tool. Yay for you: you're not embarrassed by your diseased cock.
 
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
To persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for god's sakes, at least accurately distinguish between "whip" and "wipe" so we'll know what the hell you're talking about.

EDIT: Does anyone seriously wash their hands with his penis out?
Click to expand...

To persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for God's sake, distinguish between plural and singular parts of speech so that we don't confuse your subject matter with schizophrenia.

EDIT: I just grammar-Nazied with my penis out.
 
I believe that the late George Carlin had a saying about this: why complain about somebody washing their hands after going to the restroom? The logical thing is if that is necessary that they should instead wash their dick. (paraphrased)

Also, who whips it out before entering the RR? I'm pretty sure whipping it out in public is illegal pretty much anywhere...
 
Originally posted by: RapidSnail
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
To persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for god's sakes, at least accurately distinguish between "whip" and "wipe" so we'll know what the hell you're talking about.

EDIT: Does anyone seriously wash their hands with his penis out?
Click to expand...

To persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for God's sake, distinguish between plural and singular parts of speech so that we don't confuse your subject matter with schizophrenia.

EDIT: I just grammar-Nazied with my penis out.
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To persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for God's sakes, don't accurately criticize my grammatical errors, which were solely by-products of the fact that I typed my entire post using only my penis.

EDIT: My penis is now tucked safely away.

 
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone

To persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about persons posting complaints about men who use public restrooms . . .

Please, for God's sakes, don't accurately criticize my grammatical errors, which were solely by-products of the fact that I typed my entire post using only my penis.

EDIT: My penis is now tucked safely away.
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I tried that once.....but I accidentally hit CTRL+ALT+DEL and restarted my computer 🙁
 
Originally posted by: OCguy
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
Please, for God's sakes, don't accurately criticize my grammatical errors, which were solely by-products of the fact that I typed my entire post using only my penis.

EDIT: My penis is now tucked safely away.
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I tried that once.....but I accidentally hit CTRL+ALT+DEL and restarted my computer 🙁
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While simultaneously hitting the power button on your monitor and turning the light switch off in the next room?

I hate it when I do that
 
I'd prefer if men decided to stop pissing all over the goddamn floor and learn to flush urinals so I don't have to smell the stink of their unhealthy-diet urine.
 
Originally posted by: Pacemaker
People do that?
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yeah...I almost got raped a couple of months back from that. Our office urinals are behind a wall, and a guy whipped it out and walked around the wall, not knowing I was already there. He nearly rammed his rod right into me.

I had to get counseling 🙁
 
Originally posted by: zeruty
Originally posted by: OCguy
Originally posted by: Don Vito Corleone
Please, for God's sakes, don't accurately criticize my grammatical errors, which were solely by-products of the fact that I typed my entire post using only my penis.

EDIT: My penis is now tucked safely away.
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I tried that once.....but I accidentally hit CTRL+ALT+DEL and restarted my computer 🙁
Click to expand...

While simultaneously hitting the power button on your monitor and turning the light switch off in the next room?

I hate it when I do that
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:thumbsup:

 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: Pacemaker
People do that?
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yeah...I almost got raped a couple of months back from that. Our office urinals are behind a wall, and a guy whipped it out and walked around the wall, not knowing I was already there. He nearly rammed his rod right into me.

I had to get counseling 🙁
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Team ramrod!
 
you 'dudes' should be in the ladies or family bathrooms.

You the types that wore shorts into the showers in high school or did your mommies get you a doctor's note so you could sit out.
 
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