to men who shave "down there"

[QueBert]

bah I know this thred will either get locked or flamed to hell. Or both, but fcuk it I want to ask. I don't need to get into details, or need a detailed answer. But, if any of youse men out there shave ya private area, you got any pointers?

I tried today for the 2nd time (did it last summer) I used a Mach 3 Turbo razor with a new blade on it and some Pro Gel or whatever that green stuff is. It seemed to go ok, but it took for freakin ever.

suggestions? flames? thanks!

 

[isekii]

don't tell me you take everything off.

I just trim it to keep it nice and clean looking.

 

[Broohaha]

dont stop at the hair. cut it all off.

 

[MustangSVT]

just come out of the closet already :Q

 

[TommyVercetti]

Use a trimmer first, then do the razor. Schick makes a disposable 3 razor blade, which can bend slightly to conform to the skin.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

 

[JC]

Use an electric shear with a short, or no comb. Blade = pain!

 

[usualuse]

Originally posted by: QueBert
bah I know this thred will either get locked or flamed to hell. Or both, but fcuk it I want to ask. I don't need to get into details, or need a detailed answer. But, if any of youse men out there shave ya private area, you got any pointers?

I tried today for the 2nd time (did it last summer) I used a Mach 3 Turbo razor with a new blade on it and some Pro Gel or whatever that green stuff is. It seemed to go ok, but it took for freakin ever.

suggestions? flames? thanks!

You did it,didn't you?WHY?

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

 

[apoppin]

(I can't imagine ANYONE shaving "down there" . . .

:Q





In just a few days you have itchy stubble to deal with . . .


Try Waxing

(if you don't know about it, use a 'net search)

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

exactly, I was bored (haha) and it wasn't like I took a Machette to it. I spent A LONG time, it was like trimming a Bonzi tree, you can't just attack it. Sometimes you just want to do something different. A normal person might have changed the brand of Coffee they use, me. I shaved Bob (what I call him, as in Bob The Builder "can you build it, yes I can!")

ok I am incredibly stoopid, you got me there.

as for the "I can't imagine anyone shaving down there" or "you must be gay" pr0n stars do it. And from last summer I realized that it makes everything more sensitive. And no, it didn't itch as it was growing back (for me at least) I have heard horror stories.

 

[jfall]

Shaving Private Ryan

lol

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

So, give Quebert some "MEN~LY" tips

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

If you're going to trim it, use a beard/mustache trimmer with one of those little funky attachments. If you're going to shave it bald, shave the hair down very short with a beard/mustache trimmer before hitting the straight edge and cream.

 

[thirtythree]

lol. nm.

 

[conjur]

I've shaved for years...no big deal.

The (ex) wife liked it

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: MustangSVT

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

So, give Quebert some "MEN~LY" tips

Think about it. Would your girlfriend be more willing if there wasn't anything to "deal" with, other than what's required? Also, it's easier to keep clean if it's kept shaved.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

exactly, I was bored (haha) and it wasn't like I took a Machette to it. I spent A LONG time, it was like trimming a Bonzi tree, you can't just attack it. Sometimes you just want to do something different. A normal person might have changed the brand of Coffee they use, me. I shaved Bob (what I call him, as in Bob The Builder "can you build it, yes I can!")

ok I am incredibly stoopid, you got me there.

as for the "I can't imagine anyone shaving down there" or "you must be gay" pr0n stars do it. And from last summer I realized that it makes everything more sensitive. And no, it didn't itch as it was growing back (for me at least) I have heard horror stories.

"I can't imagine anyone shaving down there"
Re-read my reply QB, the KEYWORD is shaving

Try WAXING . .. far superior to shaving UNLESS you LIKE itchy STUBBLE you have to shave again in a few days.



Seriously

 

[Danman]

I trim regularly, I wouldn't dare using a straight razor down there......that's crazy. If I keep it nice and short for my gf, it's all good.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: apoppin
(I can't imagine ANYONE shaving "down there" . . .

:Q





In just a few days you have itchy stubble to deal with . . .


Try Waxing

(if you don't know about it, use a 'net search)

waxing hurts.

 

[Shawn]

Another vote for waxing!


:Q

 

[Storm]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

exactly, I was bored (haha) and it wasn't like I took a Machette to it. I spent A LONG time, it was like trimming a Bonzi tree, you can't just attack it. Sometimes you just want to do something different. A normal person might have changed the brand of Coffee they use, me. I shaved Bob (what I call him, as in Bob The Builder "can you build it, yes I can!")

ok I am incredibly stoopid, you got me there.

as for the "I can't imagine anyone shaving down there" or "you must be gay" pr0n stars do it. And from last summer I realized that it makes everything more sensitive. And no, it didn't itch as it was growing back (for me at least) I have heard horror stories.

"I can't imagine anyone shaving down there"
Re-read my reply QB, the KEYWORD is shaving

Try WAXING . .. far superior to shaving UNLESS you LIKE itchy STUBBLE you have to shave again in a few days.



Seriously

The usual hot wax and tear off strips? Or is there some new fangled cream you can put there? I would think the skin around that area is sensitive...

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
dont stop at the hair. cut it all off.

:Q

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

exactly, I was bored (haha) and it wasn't like I took a Machette to it. I spent A LONG time, it was like trimming a Bonzi tree, you can't just attack it. Sometimes you just want to do something different. A normal person might have changed the brand of Coffee they use, me. I shaved Bob (what I call him, as in Bob The Builder "can you build it, yes I can!")

ok I am incredibly stoopid, you got me there.

as for the "I can't imagine anyone shaving down there" or "you must be gay" pr0n stars do it. And from last summer I realized that it makes everything more sensitive. And no, it didn't itch as it was growing back (for me at least) I have heard horror stories.

"I can't imagine anyone shaving down there"
Re-read my reply QB, the KEYWORD is shaving

Try WAXING . .. far superior to shaving UNLESS you LIKE itchy STUBBLE you have to shave again in a few days.



Seriously

The usual hot wax and tear off strips? Or is there some new fangled cream you can put there? I would think the skin around that area is sensitive...

Of course it's sensitive . . .and you WILL cut yourself with a razor . . . some day.

When you wax there, you use hot wax and TINY strips to remove ONLY what you can stand at one time . . . READ the instructions (or else) and then read them again . . .

for the wuses there is always benzocaine (included with many kits) . . . tylenol and that bottle of whine . . .

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: Storm

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: QueBert

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Jehovah
Wow, you willingly took a razor blade down there with the express intent of cosmetic modifications . . ..

You're either incredibly stoopid or incredibly courageous.

Nothing stupid or courageous about it.

exactly, I was bored (haha) and it wasn't like I took a Machette to it. I spent A LONG time, it was like trimming a Bonzi tree, you can't just attack it. Sometimes you just want to do something different. A normal person might have changed the brand of Coffee they use, me. I shaved Bob (what I call him, as in Bob The Builder "can you build it, yes I can!")

ok I am incredibly stoopid, you got me there.

as for the "I can't imagine anyone shaving down there" or "you must be gay" pr0n stars do it. And from last summer I realized that it makes everything more sensitive. And no, it didn't itch as it was growing back (for me at least) I have heard horror stories.

"I can't imagine anyone shaving down there"
Re-read my reply QB, the KEYWORD is shaving

Try WAXING . .. far superior to shaving UNLESS you LIKE itchy STUBBLE you have to shave again in a few days.



Seriously

The usual hot wax and tear off strips? Or is there some new fangled cream you can put there? I would think the skin around that area is sensitive...

Of course it's sensitive . . .and you WILL cut yourself with a razor . . . some day.

When you wax there, you use hot wax and TINY strips to remove ONLY what you can stand at one time . . . READ the instructions (or else) and then read them again . . .

for the wuses there is always benzocaine (included with many kits) . . . tylenol and that bottle of whine . . .

this is advice straight from the link somebody posted:

Some Helpful Pointers ? Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum.

? Never remove pubic hair with wax. Waxing your so-called bikini line is perfectly acceptable. But genital waxing can cause infection, and I'm told it hurts like the bejeezus.

? Never remove pubic hair with chemical agents or wipe-away sprays. (Does "baked beans" mean anything to you?)

? Always shave when you're sober and in a fully alert and attentive state of mind.


haha sort of goes against what y'all are saying about "waxing" but to each his own