- Feb 9, 2005
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There, i said it, its true though. I clicked with utter anticipation thinking, ?What awaits me?! A joke? A news article of noteworthy interest, a half naked girlfriend picture, a story of adventure and intrigue marked by a comical outcome? No, none of this, all I got was a fvcking 700, and a bunch of retards posting cookies and smiles. Jon855, I hate thee more then Hamlet hated his uncle. At least you could have posted an 855 and gave the story of how that number came to be so aptly appended to your name.
But you didn?t, so I?ve taken the liberty to giving you your 855 history, though brief, I
think it says allot. In 855, July 17th, St. Leo IV ended his reign as Catholic Pope, on September 29th, Benedict III began his. I think what?s happening here is that Jon wants to be the next pop, but feels the ?New Guy? some how stole it from under him. Is it a coincidence that his name is Jon, and we?ve had Pope Johns? I think not!! You can tell by looking at the original 700 post his true feelings, in 700ad the Chinese invented gunpowder, a clear sign foreshadowing events to come. Be warned Jon, you can?t kill and become Pope.
And also, I?m bored at work and don?t really hate you, I just like to piss all the ADD kids off and write long posts, cheers! :beer:
But you didn?t, so I?ve taken the liberty to giving you your 855 history, though brief, I
think it says allot. In 855, July 17th, St. Leo IV ended his reign as Catholic Pope, on September 29th, Benedict III began his. I think what?s happening here is that Jon wants to be the next pop, but feels the ?New Guy? some how stole it from under him. Is it a coincidence that his name is Jon, and we?ve had Pope Johns? I think not!! You can tell by looking at the original 700 post his true feelings, in 700ad the Chinese invented gunpowder, a clear sign foreshadowing events to come. Be warned Jon, you can?t kill and become Pope.
And also, I?m bored at work and don?t really hate you, I just like to piss all the ADD kids off and write long posts, cheers! :beer:
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