To fast food chains:

[TwinsenTacquito]

I gotta mix mayo with franks red hot.

Also, OMFG HOW YOU LIKE MUSTARGERD YOU BASTIDGHCH?!:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[SunSamurai]

The only memerable time they screwed my order up was once at McDs.

Forgot the fucking meat in my burger.

Other than that im not picky so I my orders fall within their short cognitive limitations.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Please ensure your employees can read and write so that they can get my order right more than 20% of the time or I am going to stop spending money at all.

No you won't, or you would have already.

 

[episodic]

If you eat their shitty food often enough such that the errors occur so frequently as to piss you off to the point where you need to post about it....then I think you would actually be better off readjusted your diet.

You sir - are absolutely correct. Shocking, I know.

 

[0roo0roo]

you got the service you pay for.
to complain when you support that system you dispise is ridiculous.

 

[episodic]

you got the service you pay for.
to complain when you support that system you dispise is ridiculous.

Wait!? I can't complain about ill rendered service - because I paid for it?

This one I disagree with.

 

[canis]

Please ensure your employees can read and write so that they can get my order right more than 20% of the time or I am going to stop spending money at all.

Seriously, out of the last 5 things I've ordered out - only 1 has been correct - all with different places.

My order is not that unusual - mayo - lettuce - tomato - and pickles.

I didn't say onions. I didn't say mustard (to which I am repulsed by). Never mentioned ketchup either. You repeated the order back to me.

Enjoy the fact I am bagging and freezing my sandwich and receipt that I will bring back to you at some time in the future at my convenience to get a refund of my $2.29.

No, I'm not letting it go.

Next time why don't you try to say "No mustard, no onion, no ketchup"? If only 20% of your orders are correct, maybe the problem lies with you, not them.

 

[zinfamous]

How dare you raise your finger at the Mayo!
My coldcut sandwiches cannot be complete without it.

You know the slogan "Bring out the Hellman's bring out the best."
It's there for a reason.

Mustard is for the dogs. Hot dogs that is. Ooh, it goes well with pastrami also...

oil + vinegar >>>> mayo.

oh man, so true it hurts.


Yeah, I'm a big fan of mustard on sausage and sausage-like products, and pastrami. not so much with cold cuts.

 

[zinfamous]

You sir - are absolutely correct. Shocking, I know.

I Win! I Win!!!

what do I get??

:wub:

 

[eldorado99]

The worst fuckup I've ever had was at a Wendy's. I ordered 2 Baconaters, just 2 standard Baconaters as is. I got 2 pieces of bun with one patty, no sauce, no bacon, nothing, and no second Baconator. I didn't complain because I got home before I noticed and didn't want to drive all the way back. Pissed me off pretty good though.

 

[zinfamous]

The worst fuckup I've ever had was at a Wendy's. I ordered 2 Baconaters, just 2 standard Baconaters as is. I got 2 pieces of bun with one patty, no sauce, no bacon, nothing, and no second Baconator. I didn't complain because I got home before I noticed and didn't want to drive all the way back. Pissed me off pretty good though.

D:

 

[God Mode]

If enough people wrote to corporate and bitched instead of on a forum this problem would at least be looked at. There is even a chance that you would get free coupons.

 

[KeithTalent]

If you want decent fast food employees that speak English, be prepared to pay more for your fast food.

KT