To all the MJ fans... What's up w/ Michael Jackson & his nose?

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: WayneTeK

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
let's get back to the issue at hand here people.. so what's up with his nose?

The problem with his nose is that it's not really a nose anymore. There's your answer. 🙂

The presiding rumor is that he has no nose anymore. This is believable since skin can only take (and recover from) so much, and the sheer number of plastic surgery procedures he's had is well beyond that, according to common sense. Hence the joke "How does MJ pick his nose?" "From a catalog". I, for one, believe it. The rumor also states that he has a metal post upon which his fake nose sits, which seems plausible, from recent pictures. I'll google up a site I've seen detailing his surgery history and edit it in in a minute, if I care enough (and don't pass out - I'm pretty bombed).

wait, so is having a nose job a form of plastic surgery?

😕

no, it's a form of sticking out your left hand

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

Originally posted by: WayneTeK
let's get back to the issue at hand here people.. so what's up with his nose?

The problem with his nose is that it's not really a nose anymore. There's your answer. 🙂

The presiding rumor is that he has no nose anymore. This is believable since skin can only take (and recover from) so much, and the sheer number of plastic surgery procedures he's had is well beyond that, according to common sense. Hence the joke "How does MJ pick his nose?" "From a catalog". I, for one, believe it. The rumor also states that he has a metal post upon which his fake nose sits, which seems plausible, from recent pictures. I'll google up a site I've seen detailing his surgery history and edit it in in a minute, if I care enough (and don't pass out - I'm pretty bombed).

Hence, my post above.

Perhaps you meant to respond to the OP rather than me since you're supposedly "pretty bombed".

Most likely the case, I apologize.

 

[Eavan]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
That's what happens to your face when you hold hands with too many little boys

fixed.