To all dads: Would you call your son an "asshole"?

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Ryan

Ryan

Lifer
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Yea, if he was over 17. I see no problem with it (although I would most likely be joking)
 
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Encryptic

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If I have a son in the future and he richly deserves the title of "asshole", then yes, I will call him one. :D

I'm not just going to fly off the handle over little stuff and call him one, like my father was wont to do. :|
 
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PoPPeR

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Oct 9, 2002
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some of my friends are assholes and deserve to be called that by their respective fathers
 
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ndee

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I mean, not just as joke, but in a yelling voice like: "GET OUT THE WAY. YOU ARE SUCH AN A$$HOLE!"
 
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NTB

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
No way.
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Exactly. Why do you ask, did this happen to someone you know?

Now, my dad will call me a dumbass once in a while, but not seriously. I think he just likes Red (from That 70's Show)

Nate
 
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Wingznut

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Originally posted by: ndee
I mean, not just as joke, but in a yelling voice like: "GET OUT THE WAY. YOU ARE SUCH AN A$$HOLE!"
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Not like that. If "getting in the way" consitutes someone being an "@sshole" to this guy, then he is a jack@ss.

I would never demean my son, in that way.

 
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SoylentGreen

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Oct 17, 2002
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Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: ndee Well I wouldn't no matter what.
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If you were my son I wouldn't have had the chance. I'd have left you in the woods.
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I thought men can't get pregnant ;)
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Instead of having your mom drive you around buying you sneakers I think you should ask her about the birds and the bees.

As in, I would have impregnated your mom for you to be my son. Get it yet?
 
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ndee

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Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: ndee
Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: ndee Well I wouldn't no matter what.
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If you were my son I wouldn't have had the chance. I'd have left you in the woods.
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I thought men can't get pregnant ;)
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Instead of having your mom drive you around buying you sneakers I think you should ask her about the birds and the bees.

As in, I would have impregnated your mom for you to be my son. Get it yet?
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I thought you were gettin' it in the woods by a 60-year old man, that's why I asked.
 
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SSP

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Originally posted by: ndee
I mean, not just as joke, but in a yelling voice like: "GET OUT THE WAY. YOU ARE SUCH AN A$$HOLE!"
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What ever happened to excuse me?
 
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ndee

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Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: ndee
I mean, not just as joke, but in a yelling voice like: "GET OUT THE WAY. YOU ARE SUCH AN A$$HOLE!"
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What ever happened to excuse me?
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Well, I think they were in a little argument.
 
Drakkon

Drakkon

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hmmm maybe I'm just one of the southerners here but my dad enderingly would call me an asshole...
Or even in front of mom call me a "son of a bitch" just to get us both at the same time :D
 
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