All this from Ned Flanders, LOL
Spooning is not sex dumbass. He probably just meant they cuddled together and had a good, intimate time. Doesn't mean they fvcked you prude
Nobody ever wants to hear about their parents having sex, unless they are severely screwed up people.
Once, when I was 17, I had a pounding headache and I stumbled upon a bottle of K-Y in my mother's medicine cabinet while looking for the aspirin.
Now, yeah, I know K-Y can be used for a lot of things, like catheterization. But my mother has never had a catheter. And it was the "warming" kind.
My headache was instantly a lot worse and accompanied with a sudden nausea.
And she's always talking about something sexual or other. It's really uncomfortable, and I think she knows it and enjoys it.
Once, when I was 17, I had a pounding headache and I stumbled upon a bottle of K-Y in my mother's medicine cabinet while looking for the aspirin.
Now, yeah, I know K-Y can be used for a lot of things, like catheterization. But my mother has never had a catheter. And it was the "warming" kind.
My headache was instantly a lot worse and accompanied with a sudden nausea.
And she's always talking about something sexual or other. It's really uncomfortable, and I think she knows it and enjoys it.
wow you are freaking about something totally innocent...i man spooning could easily be replaced with cuddling..
damn how old are you?
damn how old are you?
DrPizza
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<---- makes note to self... I know how to make my son's girlfriends realllllly uncomfortable, as well as my son.
DainBramaged
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That's what I was thinking. For chrissake, how do you think your wife got here? Guess what was happening nine months before your wife was born? How does that make you think?
lol i figure if my kids turn out to be butt heads i will be embarrassing them in front of their freinds by showing up with polyester plaid shorts pulled up above my waist and sandals with knee high dress socks
or if im at home...ill parade around in tighty whiteys, dress shoes and white socks, and so hulk hogan flexes everytime they turn to look at me...
DainBramaged
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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
lol i figure if my kids turn out to be butt heads i will be embarrassing them in front of their freinds by showing up with polyester plaid shorts pulled up above my waist and sandals with knee high dress socks
or if im at home...ill parade around in tighty whiteys, dress shoes and white socks, and so hulk hogan flexes everytime they turn to look at me...
lmao...the results of old man plaid image search
DainBramaged
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I have now come to the conclusions that:
1) sao123 is not married
2) sao123 is 12 y/o give or take a year
3) sao123 joined when he was 8
1) sao123 is not married
2) sao123 is 12 y/o give or take a year
3) sao123 joined when he was 8
Nex time, simply respond with something along the lines of, "Oh really? That's cool...cause I planned on folding your daughter up like a pretzel while we watched it...."
They may get the hint after a few of those comments...
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