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[sao123]

Ok, so my wife and I were at my in-laws house(her parents, duh) yesterday...

I was in the living room sitting on the couch watching some tv. Through the doorway, in the kitchen, I heard my wife asked her dad if she could borrow his DVD set (All three volumes) of the complete star trek original series. To which he said yes...

Then I heard him say...


"You know, me and your mom used to spoon while watching star trek on a black and white tv after doing our homework together."
:shocked:

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE CUT MY EARS OFF NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!!

Let me reiterate: Its not that they do or have done it that bothers me... it is the fact that audibly spoke about it, and i had to hear it, that bothers me. Do whatever it takes to get your rocks off... BUT DONT TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!!

 

[Ika]

aiee!

 

[EngenZerO]

lol

 

[alien42]

you are freaking about your in-laws spooning? i bet they have amazing hot steamy sex in the bedroom next to you.

:evil:

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: alien42
you are freaking about your in-laws spooning? i bet they have amazing hot steamy sex in the bedroom next to you.

:evil:

NO


Im flipping out because they chose to speak about it in an out-loud kind of manner.

 

[DrPizza]

since when is spooning "sex"?

 

[imported_Ned Flanders]

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[mayonnaise]

You're not 12 anymore, get over it. Your mom and dad did it, your grandma and grandpa did it, your sister/brother (if you have either of age are doing it), EVERYONE HAS SEX AND DOES SEXUAL THINGS.

 

[sao123]

i never said spooning is sex... but it is a sexual activity...
dry humping..etc...

OBVIOUSLY THEY DID IT


I STILL DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

 

[K1052]

You are old enough to be married yet this freaks you out?

Grow up.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: sao123
i never said spooning is sex... but it is a sexual activity...
dry humping..etc...

OBVIOUSLY THEY DID IT


I STILL DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

And how do you think they feel about you doing their daughter.

Do you dare do it in their house?

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper

Originally posted by: sao123
i never said spooning is sex... but it is a sexual activity...
dry humping..etc...

OBVIOUSLY THEY DID IT


I STILL DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

And how do you think they feel about you doing their daughter.

Do you dare do it in their house?

No... and I certainly dont discuss it with them or anyone else.

 

[SirChadwick]

My Mom is the worse about this stuff.

I'll start a conversation about how good her cooking is and then she'll slip in... yea I had to impress my honey w/ some good food tonight so he can rock my world later. But wait it doesn't stop there... then she'll tell me exactly the way she likes it and how often she gets it that way. My Mom and I are on a close level - but sometimes talking to me like her best friend just doesn't cut it. Sometimes I have to just say WOAH, stop right there. She's a trip.

 

[Psycho18]

lmao!!!

 

[iamwiz82]

You are really working hard to push that the stereotype of programmers isn't just a stereotype.

 

[dbk]

There is no spoon.

 

[mayonnaise]

Originally posted by: SirChadwick
My Mom is the worse about this stuff.

I'll start a conversation about how good her cooking is and then she'll slip in... yea I had to impress my honey w/ some good food tonight so he can rock my world later. But wait it doesn't stop there... then she'll tell me exactly the way she likes it and how often she gets it that way. My Mom and I are on a close level - but sometimes talking to me like her best friend just doesn't cut it. Sometimes I have to just say WOAH, stop right there. She's a trip.

I find that strangely arousing

 

[tfinch2]

You're pathetic. Seriously, grow up. :roll:

 

[Unheard]

I'm guessing you actually fapped to this information after hearing it.

 

[theknight571]

Every once in awhile either my parents or my in-laws will mention it...but not too often.

I accidently found out that my in-laws watch pronos. We were on vacation and I had booked a couple of hotel rooms using my points (so they were free) and when I checked out I got a bill for $30. I'm like wtf? The rooms were free? Look at the bill and there are 2 movies billed to their room, and I know from the prices that they were pronos because all of the mainstreem movies were $9.99ea.

Now in and of itself not a big deal... but it was a little awkward confronting them and asking them to cover the costs. lol

 

[ForumMaster]

my parents never do this. but get over it man. you're still alive.

 

[2Dead]

you should have told ur in-laws that it sounds like a good idea and then look at ur wife. what would have been their reaction?

 

[erub]

where do you think your wife came from?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: alien42
you are freaking about your in-laws spooning? i bet they have amazing hot steamy sex in the bedroom next to you.

:evil:

Back in the 60's, spooning was hippie slang for butsecks.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: sao123
i never said spooning is sex... but it is a sexual activity...
dry humping..etc...

OBVIOUSLY THEY DID IT


I STILL DONT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT

Umm, no it's not. It's just cuddling up to one another. You're an idiot.