Tips on impressing chicks...

[Fangorn]

Never start your sentences with, "And one time, at Band Camp..."

 

[busmaster11]

Listen here... Don't act like they're models, or like they're goddesses, and just approach them like they were like some plain girl in your class... In other words, don't put them on a pedestal. Girls have a hard time talking to guys who can't treat them like normal human beings...

 

[Peetoeng]

Be direct, to the point. Just staple your stock portfolio to your chest. No pretentious, patronizing words required.

 

[LordMaul]

<< it's not hard

walk around with size 14 shoes and flash your money around, boasting loudly about this new island you just purchased... >>




Are 16 1/2's better? :Q

 

[Nefrodite]

money
power
looks
girth+stamina
tongue+stamina

 

[NogginBoink]

I'm thinkin' Hayabusarider and 0sully probably have more success with women than the other folks in this thread.

My tips: Be confident and lighthearted.

Confident: none of this, "well, uh, I was wondering, um, if you, well, if you're not too busy or anything, might want to sometime, you know..." Sigh. What you want to say is: "Can I take you to dinner Friday night?"

Yes, it's hard as hell to say. Gals, you have no idea how hard that is. But guys, girls respect it.

Lighthearted: If she says no, it's not the end of the world. Don't think for a moment that it's the end of the world, and walk away smiling, looking for the next girl you can ask out.

 

[Hammer]

Nah, usually when I say something like that I'll say "Where are we going to dinner tonight?". I skip the irrelevant parts.



<< Confident: none of this, "well, uh, I was wondering, um, if you, well, if you're not too busy or anything, might want to >>

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Increase your fees!

 

[Geekbabe]

<< Just be natural enough to the point that you don't need to take anything very seriously, especially her. If you're too serious with her, it's hard to joke around. If you're not a superbly good-lookin' guy like bob here (lol), humour is the weapon of choice.

Be self-confident as hell, but with a wink so she knows you're not too uptight about yourself.

Don't be afraid to touch her! If you think she'll be the one to reach out and make contact, you don't know women. >>




Ding,ding we have a winner here, humor !!! Be yourself but don't be afraid to let your sense of humor show !

Rember,laughter is right up there on the top ten list of life's pleasures, get her feeling good she might decide to return the favor !

 

[Jfur]

buy one of those prosthetic "male enhancers" that you can wear under tight jeans? If you're broke, some socks or a banana...

 

[Thegonagle]

<< buy one of those prosthetic "male enhancers" that you can wear under tight jeans? If you're broke, some socks or a banana... >>


OK LOL

 

[SCSIfreek]

Yup Humor is the way to go. And thats speaking from experiences


--Scsi

 

[SendTrash]

"Remember, the secret to a girl's heart is unexpected gifts at unexpected times"
- Finding Forrester

 

[eakers]

dont use the line "baby, i gotta be honest, i came over to talk to you because of your tits but your personality has stolen my heart."

well, it didnt work on me anyways.

*kat. <-- sometimes honesty IS NOT the best policy

 

[bigshooter]

Heheh.. i like that line.

Hey eakers, just saw your pictures... nice tits


oops.. this was posted two days ago.. oh well. probably better that noone sees it.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

>>



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

I think I just wet myself!

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Some advice? Did you see Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back? Remember the scene in the Mooby's fast food place when Jay sees the hot woman come in? Just act like him, and when something pops up be very blatent about it.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Use the word "biatch" as much as possible when addressing her....
For example, "Yo biatch, let's have supper tonight" <-- Classy always gets the ladies

On a more serious note, like others said, be yourself.

-Ice

 

[Bluga]

[Q<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

>>





bwhahahahahahahah!!!!!!
:[/i] >>

 

[Bluga]

<< it's not hard

walk around with size 14 shoes and flash your money around, boasting loudly about this new island you just purchased...
>>



lol

 

[BatmanNate]

No one's mentioned the good 'ole $100 bill tucked out of the zipper yet?