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Tips on impressing chicks...

Don't act gay?
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Be a gentleman. Open doors, let them go first, etc.

Gifts that don't cost money. Homemade cards, love song CDs. If you buy them too many things, it looks like you are flaunting your money.

Good luck
 
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<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>



 


<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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bwhahahahahahahah!!!!!!
 


<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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LOL! 😛

DEFINITELY don't do that.
 


<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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HAHAHAHAHA... wiser words were never spoken 😀
 
drive a fast car

oh wait...it's NOT the 1950's...

well, i still like driving fast cars anyway 🙂

although i'm serious, girls just don't get cars anymore...i don't think they even put 2 and 2 together when it comes down to it....it's like the part of their brain that sees a cool car and interprets it doesnt' work or something!
 


<< although i'm serious, girls just don't get cars anymore...i don't think they even put 2 and 2 together when it comes down to it....it's like the part of their brain that sees a cool car and interprets it doesnt' work or something! >>


I think they're impressed by bikes now.

Buy a motorcycle!
 


<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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hahahahahaha !!! gasping for air, you guys are brutal !!!!!!


but sooo funny 😀
 
when that girl asked if you were gay the other day you should have asked her what made her think that and then stop doing whatever it was.
 
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