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isasir

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Don't act gay?
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gump47371

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Be a gentleman. Open doors, let them go first, etc.

Gifts that don't cost money. Homemade cards, love song CDs. If you buy them too many things, it looks like you are flaunting your money.

Good luck
 
911paramedic

911paramedic

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Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>



 
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yobarman

Lifer
Jan 11, 2001
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<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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bwhahahahahahahah!!!!!!
 
N8Magic

N8Magic

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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LOL! :p

DEFINITELY don't do that.
 
datalink7

datalink7

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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HAHAHAHAHA... wiser words were never spoken :D
 
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sohcrates

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Sep 19, 2000
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drive a fast car

oh wait...it's NOT the 1950's...

well, i still like driving fast cars anyway :)

although i'm serious, girls just don't get cars anymore...i don't think they even put 2 and 2 together when it comes down to it....it's like the part of their brain that sees a cool car and interprets it doesnt' work or something!
 
Mr.IncrediblyBored

Mr.IncrediblyBored

Lifer
Jun 18, 2000
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<< although i'm serious, girls just don't get cars anymore...i don't think they even put 2 and 2 together when it comes down to it....it's like the part of their brain that sees a cool car and interprets it doesnt' work or something! >>


I think they're impressed by bikes now.

Buy a motorcycle!
 
Geekbabe

Geekbabe

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<< Start by not doing this:



<< I usually chat online at night on icq. I put my gender as female to avoid porn ads. Then, at around 10pm last night, there was this horny guy who thought I was female and add me to his list. After he learned that I was only a guy, he got so pissed off and immediately used another icq account to chat with me. He changed everything to female and tricked me...I couldn't resist the temptation (the pic he sent to me was so cute, I had to give her(him) the cell number and address) And that's where it got wrong. He started calling me and threatened me either by leaving the icq message or voice mail on my cell phone. He kept saying stuff like he has more buddies than I can imagine...and I should be careful these days or I will get shot....WTF! He is twnese, and so am I. His voice message is mostly in twnese, so I doubt policeman can understand it. He came over to my house last night..he thought I would be "greeted" him outside...well, I didn't. There can be very good chance that he is gonna come again...what should I do? >>

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hahahahahaha !!! gasping for air, you guys are brutal !!!!!!


but sooo funny :D
 
ElFenix

ElFenix

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Super Moderator
Mar 20, 2000
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when that girl asked if you were gay the other day you should have asked her what made her think that and then stop doing whatever it was.
 
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Eli

Super Moderator | Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Be yourself.

Edit: DOH! N8Magic beat me to it... lol
 
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