i'z currently live in house were there lot of peeps that got learned no daily manners. n there are 2 washroom in da place, n one of the is broke. now, problem is, i ain't no einstine but these peeps theys too st00pid in the b00rain to lift up toilet seat and just pee away. except they got no penis control. so it goes like all over da fuckin (mind my french) toiletseat, wall, floor, toothbrush etc u name it.
then i remember wat thiz japaneze girl once do in love video i once watch, they like squat ovet ground toilet and take dump (well they did more with the poop but that dif story). neway, i figure i'd do same thing, except i can't squat as much cuz american toilet is taller.
so i lift the toilet seat right, squat, and start my rear gyros. now, in my life, i've done many physically hard things. lifting garbage 18 hours a day, attempting to train for olympic in long distance running, etc. but taking dump half standing up was one of the hardest. cuz like, my anus crap 2 inch but becuz i'm kinda standing, my stomach pull it back one.
and cuz i'm pushing so hard, i unconciously also put more pressure on legs so my knees start shaking like i'z on pcp. shake shake shake. so i try doing it all at once, and the last plop flies out and hits the back rim of da toilet. and sticks to it. now, my crap usually smell ok like squash, but day b4 i had sum mad india food. and this smells like really strong horse crap.
now, i grab one of my matez shoe (it look cheap, like nike but fox tail instead) and knock that plopper into da toilet but part of it is still stuck and makes the washroom smell realllly bad. it like ferments in there and stuff u know? in hindsight i shoud have thought of atot and take pics, cuz i kno some of u want to see it. next time i will tho.
neway, now we all get together a few day later to make deal on cleaning, and do what we always do, rock paper sissors. like alwez i win. if there waz squat dumping content i don't win. so toilet clean now, but i get worried if it ever happen again.
so i guess what i want to ask is. if there was a mad dirty toilet, and let say u don't got enough toilet paper to make toilet seat, what u do? any tips on squattin tiolet from u asians around?
We don't want to know bathroom habits.
ATOT Moderator ElFenix
then i remember wat thiz japaneze girl once do in love video i once watch, they like squat ovet ground toilet and take dump (well they did more with the poop but that dif story). neway, i figure i'd do same thing, except i can't squat as much cuz american toilet is taller.
so i lift the toilet seat right, squat, and start my rear gyros. now, in my life, i've done many physically hard things. lifting garbage 18 hours a day, attempting to train for olympic in long distance running, etc. but taking dump half standing up was one of the hardest. cuz like, my anus crap 2 inch but becuz i'm kinda standing, my stomach pull it back one.
and cuz i'm pushing so hard, i unconciously also put more pressure on legs so my knees start shaking like i'z on pcp. shake shake shake. so i try doing it all at once, and the last plop flies out and hits the back rim of da toilet. and sticks to it. now, my crap usually smell ok like squash, but day b4 i had sum mad india food. and this smells like really strong horse crap.
now, i grab one of my matez shoe (it look cheap, like nike but fox tail instead) and knock that plopper into da toilet but part of it is still stuck and makes the washroom smell realllly bad. it like ferments in there and stuff u know? in hindsight i shoud have thought of atot and take pics, cuz i kno some of u want to see it. next time i will tho.
neway, now we all get together a few day later to make deal on cleaning, and do what we always do, rock paper sissors. like alwez i win. if there waz squat dumping content i don't win. so toilet clean now, but i get worried if it ever happen again.
so i guess what i want to ask is. if there was a mad dirty toilet, and let say u don't got enough toilet paper to make toilet seat, what u do? any tips on squattin tiolet from u asians around?
We don't want to know bathroom habits.
ATOT Moderator ElFenix
