Time Traveler from 2030 pass lie detector test, case closed we have to believe now!

JimKiler

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5393665/Time-traveller-makes-prediction-President.html

The man named 'Noah' - who made headlines when he passed a lie detector test after claiming Donald Trump will be re-elected and Artificial Intelligence will take over - left Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O baffled by his predictions.

He claimed that a woman called Ilana Remikee is a relation of Martin Luther King Jr. and will become president of the US when she is aged 21 in the year 2030.
The man, whose face and voice have been distorted to hide his identity, said on Sydney's KIIS 106.5 on Thursday: 'She's the granddaughter of Martin Luther King Jr.
He is from the future but needs to hide his face and voice...right!
 

JimKiler

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Someone should ask This Time Traveler if Jeff Sessions still thinks there is no medical benefits from using marijuana.
 

JimKiler

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So, why did he choose to come back to 2018 to tell us this?

Stop with these questions! You probably also don't understand why Julian Assange requires Wikileaks workers to sign an NDA. Stop bringing logic into this!
 

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If he's a time traveler why didn't he go back to the 90s and be totally rad instead of coming to 2018? It's not like we're going anywhere or something terrible will happen anytime soon if humans are able to time travel in 2030... so live it up! Buy some parachute pants, go to a Bulls game, and play SNES while eating Bugles and listening to New Kids on the Block. Geez.
 

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If he's a time traveler why didn't he go back to the 90s and be totally rad instead of coming to 2018? It's not like we're going anywhere or something terrible will happen anytime soon if humans are able to time travel in 2030... so live it up! Buy some parachute pants, go to a Bulls game, and play SNES while eating Bugles and listening to New Kids on the Block. Geez.
You think smartphone withdrawal is bad now? Imagine not being able to use one for years or decades! Even if you bring your own, it wouldn't get WiFi until about 1999, and it would have to last eight more years!
 
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the john titor stuff made a lot more sense. He would make statements such as "this is just my job, i don't know how it works" and was a much better hoax.
Also, his mcguffin - that he needed one specific computer that did something unique - was based on truth and something very uncommon and quirky.

let's just face reality, if you came back from the future, you'd just break the stock market and blow it on hookers and coke.
 
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You think smartphone withdrawal is bad now? Imagine not being able to use one for years or decades! Even if you bring your own, it wouldn't get WiFi until about 1999, and it would have to last eight more years!

Good! I hate the 24/7 connected world! Life seemed so much simpler when you could just come home from school/work and play videogames without having to check up on a million different websites. I do miss that dial-up sound too.
 

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I gotta say, if I was a time traveler one of the first things I'd do is travel back to 1995 and buy a computer just so I could go on AOL again.

Should I laugh or cry at that statement. I remember going to a friends house in '95 and we would troll the chatrooms. We would just repeat "Green Day is so grunge" and the yelling would be instant. #Good old days.
 

JimKiler

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This is a great tweet:

Been thinking more and more about my Campaign. Quick question. Do you guys like Giraffes more? Or Baby Otters? #ilanaremikee #ilyremikee #ilanaremikee2030 #ilanaremikee2028 #futurepresident


https://twitter.com/ilyRemikee/status/964226424696483840

964226424696483840
 

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Well, we had a serial sexual predator in the 90s, a neocon that put things in place to screw our privacy and should've gone into A-stan straight off and just kept an eye on Iraq. Then we had a smarmy, little tw*t who took advantage of the stuff Bush put in place to screw our privacy and ran around the world telling everyone how badly we sucked as a nation, then bragged about drawing a red line in the sand in Syria only to move said line every couple of weeks. Then we were offered an old sickly hag that basically flipped off a sizable chunk of Americans, making people loathe her so much that people actually felt Trump couldn't be worse. Frankly, we've had a pretty dismal record of picking presidents.

The intent was to keep hot-headed dick waving immature man-childs from obtaining the highest office. Guess what?
 
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