Time to update the Geek list again. (*we got 6 new entries, need more!*)

LordRaiden

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Well, I think it's been long enough, it's time to update our ever wonderful geek list. This is also a good opportunity for all the older members to get a laugh again from this list and allow all the new people to get a chuckle too.

There are 106 items on the list. If you want to add more, please feel free to post some good suggestions. The best ones will be added to the list! Thanks!

The You might be a Computer Geek if... list. :D

EDIT: Ok guys, we've got 6 new entries, but we need a bunch more. Come on, let's think up a few. I know you guys got a few funny ones still in ya.
 

Czar

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10. You think a modem is cruel and unusual punishment, a T3 is slightly better, an OC12 is nice and an OC192 is better than sex!

kinda agree with this one :)
 

Czar

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17. The opposite sex is beyond your understanding.

this applies to all males
 

DT4K

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58. You sit in front of a computer at work for 8 hours...then do the same when you get home.
Hmmm, 8-10 hours at work, then another 3 or 4 playing BF 1942 at home.

60. After you build your new computer, you immediately start to pick out parts for your next new computer.
Obviously.

86. Your friends and family treat you as their own personal "computer guy".
87. You take tech support calls from friends and family at all hours of the day and night at your home.
This part sucks. Geek rule # 1: Always tell friends and family to get a Dell.

91. You still dream of owning a Light Saber
Doesn't everybody?
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Well, I think it's been long enough, it's time to update our ever wonderful geek list. This is also a good opportunity for all the older members to get a laugh again from this list and allow all the new people to get a chuckle too.

There are 106 items on the list. If you want to add more, please feel free to post some good suggestions. The best ones will be added to the list! Thanks!

The You might be a Computer Geek if... list. :D

crap.


my computer equipment is worth 6-8 times what my car is worth....
 

LordRaiden

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Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Hammer
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does Xbox factor into computer equipment? cause that's another 1.5x with all the crap i got for the box...
Actually, I think it would. I know a lot of computer geeks who are big console gamers.
 

Walleye

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Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Originally posted by: Walleye
Originally posted by: Hammer
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does Xbox factor into computer equipment? cause that's another 1.5x with all the crap i got for the box...
Actually, I think it would. I know a lot of computer geeks who are big console gamers.

then my computer equipment is almost 10 times the cost of my car
 

neovan

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36. Using the term "w000t!" in casual conversation

my gf is questioning why i say this so often in public :eek: