Time to update the Geek list again. (*we got 6 new entries, need more!*)

[LordRaiden]

Well, I think it's been long enough, it's time to update our ever wonderful geek list. This is also a good opportunity for all the older members to get a laugh again from this list and allow all the new people to get a chuckle too.

There are 106 items on the list. If you want to add more, please feel free to post some good suggestions. The best ones will be added to the list! Thanks!

The You might be a Computer Geek if... list.

EDIT: Ok guys, we've got 6 new entries, but we need a bunch more. Come on, let's think up a few. I know you guys got a few funny ones still in ya.

 

[LordRaiden]

*bump*

 

[UglyCasanova]

61. You haven't watched TV or used the phone since you got internet.

Lol, somewhat true.

 

[MithShrike]

I'm glad a lot of that is not applicable to me.

 

[Hammer]

1. LordRaiden

 

[Czar]

10. You think a modem is cruel and unusual punishment, a T3 is slightly better, an OC12 is nice and an OC192 is better than sex!

kinda agree with this one

 

[Hammer]

2. Czar

 

[Czar]

17. The opposite sex is beyond your understanding.

this applies to all males

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: Hammer
2. Czar

ME

 

[DT4K]

58. You sit in front of a computer at work for 8 hours...then do the same when you get home.
Hmmm, 8-10 hours at work, then another 3 or 4 playing BF 1942 at home.

60. After you build your new computer, you immediately start to pick out parts for your next new computer.
Obviously.

86. Your friends and family treat you as their own personal "computer guy".
87. You take tech support calls from friends and family at all hours of the day and night at your home.
This part sucks. Geek rule # 1: Always tell friends and family to get a Dell.

91. You still dream of owning a Light Saber
Doesn't everybody?

 

[notfred]

Only 11 apply to me. I must not be much of a geek.

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Czar

Originally posted by: Hammer
2. Czar

ME

LOL.

 

[thenerdguy]

Darm did someone interview me?

 

[Hammer]

3. thenerdguy

 

[LordRaiden]

By the sounds of it, I'd say that ATOT is plenty chuck full of geeks.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Well, I think it's been long enough, it's time to update our ever wonderful geek list. This is also a good opportunity for all the older members to get a laugh again from this list and allow all the new people to get a chuckle too.

There are 106 items on the list. If you want to add more, please feel free to post some good suggestions. The best ones will be added to the list! Thanks!

The You might be a Computer Geek if... list.

crap.


my computer equipment is worth 6-8 times what my car is worth....

 

[Hammer]

4. Walleye
5. Walleye

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Hammer
4. Walleye
5. Walleye

does Xbox factor into computer equipment? cause that's another 1.5x with all the crap i got for the box...

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Hammer
4. Walleye
5. Walleye

does Xbox factor into computer equipment? cause that's another 1.5x with all the crap i got for the box...

Actually, I think it would. I know a lot of computer geeks who are big console gamers.

 

[NogginBoink]

You have a /24 going to your house.

You know what a /24 is.

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Lol, two of my new favorites

82. You could speak for more than 30 seconds about why a PC is better than a Mac.

89. You know the cure for mass stupidity and greed is to wipe out Microsoft, AOL, and RIAA/MPAA.

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: LordRaiden

Originally posted by: Walleye

Originally posted by: Hammer
4. Walleye
5. Walleye

does Xbox factor into computer equipment? cause that's another 1.5x with all the crap i got for the box...

Actually, I think it would. I know a lot of computer geeks who are big console gamers.

then my computer equipment is almost 10 times the cost of my car

 

[neovan]

36. Using the term "w000t!" in casual conversation

my gf is questioning why i say this so often in public

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink
You have a /24 going to your house.

You know what a /24 is.

That's a very good one. Added.

#107 and #108.

 

[LordRaiden]

Anybody else want to suggest new additions to the geek list?