Time for Tiger Woods to bend over.

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guyver01

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dennilfloss said:
when I discuss Tiger with female friends, relatives and acquaintances, the most common qualificative I hear, and repeatedly, is "pig".
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SHENS!

i find it highly unlikely that you have female friends that aren't imaginary.
 
Zebo

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She won't get shit if Tiger had smart lawyers who made her sign prenup. I admire her for leaving though. Proves she's not 100% whore. I mean lets face facts if Tiger was a mechanic no way he'd land that pie.
 
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SirStev0

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Back on topic. She is dumb for leaving now. She should have left before his sponsors did... would probably have gotten more money.
 
Zebo

Zebo

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SirStev0 said:
Back on topic. She is dumb for leaving now. She should have left before his sponsors did... would probably have gotten more money.
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I heard she was signed by Puma for a few million. Can't figure it out though. I mean what's she done?
 
Miramonti

Miramonti

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Zebo said:
She won't get shit if Tiger had smart lawyers who made her sign prenup. I admire her for leaving though. Proves she's not 100% whore. I mean lets face facts if Tiger was a mechanic no way he'd land that pie.
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Lawyers can sometimes get around prenups and aren't 'iron-clad', and she'll have some of the best lawyers.

What will probably pay her the most tho is the part of the agreement that prohibits her from going public about the relationship or writing a book.
 
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Lamont Burns

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who cares, he will still be rich beyond belief and can now fuck anything he wants without having to worry about it.

He tries to repair it, she denies him and gets divorced from him. Net win for Tiger.
 
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bignateyk

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Lamont Burns said:
who cares, he will still be rich beyond belief and can now fuck anything he wants without having to worry about it.

He tries to repair it, she denies him and gets divorced from him. Net win for Tiger.
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Net win would have been if he had been smart enough not to get married in the first place. Now he loses a shitload of his money, all his sponsors are bailing on him, and his public image is shot.

If he hadn't gotten married then he would have been able to sleep with anyone he wanted whilst still maintaining money and popular opinion.
 
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Genx87

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Zebo said:
She won't get shit if Tiger had smart lawyers who made her sign prenup. I admire her for leaving though. Proves she's not 100% whore. I mean lets face facts if Tiger was a mechanic no way he'd land that pie.
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She will get the kids and child support to the tune of tens of thousand per month, if not more.
 
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Genx87

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bignateyk said:
Net win would have been if he had been smart enough not to get married in the first place. Now he loses a shitload of his money, all his sponsors are bailing on him, and his public image is shot.

If he hadn't gotten married then he would have been able to sleep with anyone he wanted whilst still maintaining money and popular opinion.
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Maybe or being married helped get some of his marketing campaigns. Before this went down he was viewed as an upstanding family guy. I bet some of his contracts would never had been offered if he was known as an orgy hussling human growth hormone injesting party animal. And I bet the PGA would had done its best to limit his exposure as well.
 
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Genx87

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DisgruntledVirus said:
I wouldn't be surprised by 6 figure+/month
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Same. He has made what, 1 billion in the last decade? Granted he wont be making that much anymore. But he makes a lot of money and has a lot of wealth. I could honestly see a half million a month.

Child support is designed to give the children the same lifestyle as if the parents were still married.
 
Miramonti

Miramonti

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Lamont Burns said:
who cares, he will still be rich beyond belief and can now fuck anything he wants without having to worry about it.

He tries to repair it, she denies him and gets divorced from him. Net win for Tiger.
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This is probably costing Tiger conservatively atleast $50m annually in lost endorsements alone and that's beyond the marriage settlement. His life before his image was destroyed had gained him ~$100m in annual endorsements.

How the fvck can you set 'net win for Tiger.' :biggrin:
 
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Zebo said:
She won't get shit if Tiger had smart lawyers who made her sign prenup. I admire her for leaving though. Proves she's not 100% whore. I mean lets face facts if Tiger was a mechanic no way he'd land that pie.
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I could see a Civil suit coming after the divorce. Emotional Damage, Public Humiliation, etc.
 
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Lamont Burns

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bignateyk said:
Net win would have been if he had been smart enough not to get married in the first place. Now he loses a shitload of his money, all his sponsors are bailing on him, and his public image is shot.

If he hadn't gotten married then he would have been able to sleep with anyone he wanted whilst still maintaining money and popular opinion.
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That may be, but talking like that is moot at this point. Also, his sponsors are not all bailing on him. His largest, Nike, has already said they are staying.

It would have been more than a net win not to have gotten married at all.

Popular opinion is fickle and can be manipulated. He has a billion dollars... losing money to a person like that is just not the same for 99.9999% of everyone else in the world.
 
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Lamont Burns

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jjsole said:
This is probably costing Tiger conservatively atleast $50m annually in lost endorsements alone and that's beyond the marriage settlement. His life before his image was destroyed had gained him ~$100m in annual endorsements.

How the fvck can you set 'net win for Tiger.' :biggrin:
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1 billion minus 50 million, not including an investment income. The net win is not financial. Stupidity abounds.

Lawyers will be working prenup for some time, which they had. Speculation on those terms is ignorant.
 
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IceBergSLiM

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But for all we know, his wife could have been complicit in his trysts. After all, if you're regularly doing a bump and run on nine holes—nine moist, firm, tight holes with plenty of snap—before freakin' lunch, your wife would have to be suffering from the same levels of sensory deprivation as Helen Keller not to notice.
 
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Genx87

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Lamont Burns said:
That may be, but talking like that is moot at this point. Also, his sponsors are not all bailing on him. His largest, Nike, has already said they are staying.

It would have been more than a net win not to have gotten married at all.

Popular opinion is fickle and can be manipulated. He has a billion dollars... losing money to a person like that is just not the same for 99.9999% of everyone else in the world.
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Again you guys dont know what contract may not have been offered if it wasnt for having the family guy image. Also if his orgy and sex romps and partying came to light. A lot of those contracts never would had been offered as well as the PGA would most likely ask him to focus on his life and get lost. Like they basically did to him right now.
 
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Lamont Burns

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Child support?!?!? Who gives a fuck. You think he planned on welching on his kids anyway? That he wouldn't be spending a fuckton of money on them if the marriage was intact?

Holy shit people, this is not a deadbeat blue collar worker.
 
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Genx87 said:
Again you guys dont know what contract may not have been offered if it wasnt for having the family guy image. Also if his orgy and sex romps and partying came to light. A lot of those contracts never would had been offered as well as the PGA would most likely ask him to focus on his life and get lost. Like they basically did to him right now.
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Moot on point 1.

And, LOLOLOL at "PGA would most likely ask him to focus on his life and get lost. Like they basically did to him right now."

Yes, the PGA is excited to lose millions of dollars and potentially entire tournaments needing sponsors, attendance and ratings.
 
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