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A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this fax, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Sincerely,
Your husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:
Dear husband,
You too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this fax, I will be at
the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up................
Your Wife
Dear wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this fax, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Sincerely,
Your husband
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:
Dear husband,
You too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this fax, I will be at
the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times
than54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up................
Your Wife
