Lamont Burns
Platinum Member
who?
I don't give a flying fuck that he nailed a bunch of women. thats between him, his wife, his sponsors and his god (if any).
as a spectator i don't care.
Wrong approach. I don't think he can possibly gain back the type of reputation that led to so many endorsements. Instead, he should have said:
"I have an announcement. After great deliberation, I've realized that I can never go back to who I was. From this day forward, I am golf's bad boy! Woooooooooo! I have hired Dennis Rodman as my personal wardrobe consultant. Madonna is assisting me in getting my memoirs published as a coffee table book: Ho's I Slept With. Also, I've realized that if every female pop star can have her own glamour line of perfume, I'm announcing my own personal line of condoms. 'When you got wood, Tiger Wood.' "
Another catch phrase for his line of condoms:
"it's 2am, last call. She's drunk. She's staring at you. Should you? Would you? Tiger Wood! "
What does he even need to apologize to us for? He needs to apologize to his wife and that's it. Why we think we need to have anything to do with celebrity's personal lives is beyond me. Turn off E! people.
Your career is over Woods. Now GFY because you ain't f'ing anyone else for a while.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are an idiot. His career is over? He'll be back kicking ass at the PGA with new sponsors in no time. You are a dense mother fvcker.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are an idiot. His career is over? He'll be back kicking ass at the PGA with new sponsors in no time. You are a dense mother fvcker.
We'll see about that.
He was already pimping nike again in this "candid" shot.
Maybe because 99% of the dude's wardrobe is Nike shit?
Maybe because 99% of the dude's wardrobe is Nike shit?