Nograts
Platinum Member
I had a physical this morning. Knew the 'inspector' was a female so I did the normal prep. Made sure I was nice and trim. Drank lots of water to keep it hydrated. Few curls right before I went in for that extra 'pump'.
She was an older woman. Allright, I thought. I'd still take this. So we did the exam. She asked lots of questions. Wiggled all my limbs and such. Looked at my eyes and stuff. Then came time for the real 'exam'. She left for a second so I had a quick chance to tug a few times to get it ready for her inspection, you know the one where I whip it out and she pulls out her titties and she screams 'take me right here on the table!!!'? She came back with a guy... 🙁 He was a fat LPN. Ruined the whole moment. I whipped it out and the 20 seconds it was in her hands I couldn't help but thinking there is a fat dude behind me looking. Totally ruined my confidence to make my move.
Then she checked my bum for hemorrhoids... 😛
So overall 4/10 for the service. Doc needs to step it up if she wants my return business. Just thought I'd share. Have a good day ATOT!
You're trolling again. Continue down this road and your time here will be short.
esquared
Anandtech Forum Director
She was an older woman. Allright, I thought. I'd still take this. So we did the exam. She asked lots of questions. Wiggled all my limbs and such. Looked at my eyes and stuff. Then came time for the real 'exam'. She left for a second so I had a quick chance to tug a few times to get it ready for her inspection, you know the one where I whip it out and she pulls out her titties and she screams 'take me right here on the table!!!'? She came back with a guy... 🙁 He was a fat LPN. Ruined the whole moment. I whipped it out and the 20 seconds it was in her hands I couldn't help but thinking there is a fat dude behind me looking. Totally ruined my confidence to make my move.
Then she checked my bum for hemorrhoids... 😛
So overall 4/10 for the service. Doc needs to step it up if she wants my return business. Just thought I'd share. Have a good day ATOT!
You're trolling again. Continue down this road and your time here will be short.
esquared
Anandtech Forum Director
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