- Apr 14, 2001
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A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his mom is preparing a meal
and says: "Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise
coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting
on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"
The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your dad is a little overweight
and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air
out of him."
The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you're wasting your time."
"Because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over and
blows daddy right back up!
and says: "Mom, the last few nights I have woke up to this thumping noise
coming out of your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting
on top of dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"
The startled mother recovers quickly and says, "Your dad is a little overweight
and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I bounce on him to get all the air
out of him."
The little kid just shakes his head and says, "Mom, you're wasting your time."
"Because, once a week, that nice-looking lady next door comes over and
blows daddy right back up!
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