Throwing up on purpose is hard

[JEDI]

i ate a big mac meal from McD.
an hr later, my stomach feels queesy to the point where i want to throw up, but cant.

uuugggg....

 

[clamum]

God I love Big Macs. I need to get one soon.

Oh shit is this my first time warp? :beer:

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: clamum
God I love Big Macs. I need to get one soon.

Oh shit is this my first time warp? :beer:

This. I wish they still did the buy one get one free Big Mac deal.

time warpz to teh extreme

 

[SonnyDaze]

Why did I come in here expecting a thread about drinking?

 

[rasczak]

get on your knees, i'll make it easy for you.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: clamum
God I love Big Macs. I need to get one soon.

Oh shit is this my first time warp? :beer:

This. I wish they still did the buy one get one free Big Mac deal.

time warpz to teh extreme

Buy one get one... damn. I'm not a large-sized person but I think I could eat that.

I think when I die I'll leave all my assets to McDonald's in my will. Mmmmm, so good.

 

[JEDI]

Originally posted by: rasczak
get on your knees, i'll make it easy for you.

?

 

[Leros]

Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

 

[quackerww]

Am I the only one in the world that can vomit at will (without sticking my finger down my throat)?
God I'm talented.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

I bet she did.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

I bet she did.

It wouldn't surprise me if she was/is bulimic, which is why I asked her for advice.

 

[Fenixgoon]

big macs are FTMFW. i LOVE them.

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

I bet she did.

It wouldn't surprise me if she was/is bulimic, which is why I asked her for advice.

I don't think you got the point.

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
big macs are FTMFW. i LOVE them.

Something happened to Mcdonalds fries in the last 5 years. Its been 4 years since I've had Mcdonands fries and they've changed. They used to be all mushy and tasty, but now, they're almost all overcooked.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

I bet she did.

It wouldn't surprise me if she was/is bulimic, which is why I asked her for advice.

I don't think you got the point.

Apparently not. Care to explain?

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: quackerww
Am I the only one in the world that can vomit at will (without sticking my finger down my throat)?
God I'm talented.

You should be the star in 2 girls 1 cup....

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze
Why did I come in here expecting a thread about drinking?

well drinking was involved, it was sperm; but a free big mac was given.

dude wants to puke but now can't handle just a finger down his throat.

I don't get it.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: quackerww
Am I the only one in the world that can vomit at will (without sticking my finger down my throat)?
God I'm talented.

Either that or you just have loose sphincters. My vote is for the later.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Leros
Get a toothbrush or a spoon. Shove it down your throat. You'll start gagging, but don't pull it out. Keep it in there while you gag. Then you'll start throwing up. You may need to do this a few times.

I felt sick once after eating some old-ish pizza. A female friend instructed me on this method. Worked pretty good for me.

I bet she did.

It wouldn't surprise me if she was/is bulimic, which is why I asked her for advice.

I don't think you got the point.

wow just wow...QFT.

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: rasczak
get on your knees, i'll make it easy for you.

I am dissapoint ATOT. Letting it go this long...............

 

[spidey07]

If you feel the need to throw up after a big mac then something is really wrong with you. See a doctor.

-edit-
if you want to puke on purpose stick your finger WAY back into your thought, and keep hitting it. Work mostly the tongue muscle and the body will do the rest. You need to hit the muscle to trigger the reaction.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: spidey07
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stick your winger WAY back into your thought, and keep hitting it. Work mostly the tongue muscle and the body will do the rest. You need to hit the muscle to trigger the reaction.

fixed.

That is pretty much how I describe it.

 

[Matthiasa]

You probably only need to press on the area at the back of your tongue, not nearly as far as the others said, well unless you suppressed that reflex.

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Hacp

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I don't think you got the point.

Apparently not. Care to explain?

Ask in L&R they will explain it in oh so much detail...:Q

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Yesterday I went to McDonalds for health food. Yeah, Chinese food isn't treating my stomach so well. It's the first time in a week that I've eaten a meal without feeling hungry 30 minutes later.

 

[CKent]

That wasn't so hard