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Throw me a One-Liner!

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UnhappySoul

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Post ur fav one-liners from movies.

Heres mine.

"This shits something; makes Cambodia look like Kansas"
 
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"The OP's sig needs more advertising links."


(It was from some obscure movie at the Sundance Film Festival.)
 
"It tastes like a rabbit crapped in my mouth".

That one struck me as hilarious when I heard it for the first time the other night.

KT
 
A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
 
Cathleen Turner playing a hooker (dressed as an airline attendant for a John) in "Crimes of Passion"
I may run out of PanAm coffee, but I will never run out of T W A Tea
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-KeithP

For the impaired, it is a play on letters/words, substitute just the letter "T" for "Tea" and remove spaces.
 
"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

"okay, hit it!"
 
"Buncha slack jawed faggots around here, this stuff will make you into a god damn sexual tyrannosaur, just like me".

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry". And just about any other line from Big Lebowski.

"Time to nut up or shut up".

English: I figure theres only two reasons why you didnt sit on my step, either you too scared or you just hate awesome people, so which is it boy, you scared?

Frank Morris: No, I just hate awesome people.
 
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