Three reasons why ATI pwns Nvidia...

[dug777]

1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusisatic discourse is encouraged

I had an MX420.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusisatic discourse is encouraged

I had an MX420.

then you understand where i'm coming from on point 3, I did too, and i've never truly recovered

 

[Lonyo]

Don't forget: They're Canadian.

 

[Wreckage]

That's it?

1.)Red? My MSI 6600GT is Red

2.)Ruby looks like a hooker. You would need shots before you touch her.

3.)MX was a good seller for NV so that's actually a negative for ATI

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusisatic discourse is encouraged

I had an MX420.

then you understand where i'm coming from on point 3, I did too, and i've never truly recovered

in fact, its installed in my main rig right now until I can magically change my 6600GT PCI-E to agp.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: Hacp

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusisatic discourse is encouraged

I had an MX420.

then you understand where i'm coming from on point 3, I did too, and i've never truly recovered

in fact, its installed in my main rig right now until I can magically change my 6600GT PCI-E to agp.

my heart goes out to you Just don't do what that dude with his PCI-E GTX to get it to fit in an AGP slot

 

[Tanclearas]

1. Company Name. ATI is fewer letters to type, and much easier to spell.

2. CEO Name. Dave Orton not only rhymes with a name with a popular donut franchise, it's also a lot easier to pronounce.

3. Brand Name. GeForce?! Is it "Gee-Force", "G-E-Force", "Geh-Force"...? Radeon. Simple. "Ray-Dee-On".



Editted to correct CEO name!

 

[DeathReborn]

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged

1) The Incredible Hulk, last time I checked he was green.

2) Ruby should lay off the steroids.

3) The pre X1xxx Crossfire Cards. Needless resolution limitation and excessive cost.



Matrox however are teh sh1t. Notice how they never get slagged off like nVidia or ATI.

 

[crazydingo]

Originally posted by: Tanclearas
2. CEO Name. Dave Orton not only rhymes with a name with a popular donut franchise, it's also a lot easier to pronounce.

Ha ha ! good one. :thumbsup:

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

For a moment there I thought you were gonna bring up that Far Cry jaggy shadows issue...

Btw we need more graphic boobage evidence before comparing Ruby with her (virtual) competition...

 

[TSS]

meh matrox are mediocre. its S3 that rules the day!

just wait! G80 and R600 will be NOTHING compared to the next generation chrome cards!

 

[apoppin]

a Parody thread . . . great . . .

just what we needed
:roll:

 

[MDE]

Originally posted by: Tanclearas
1. Company Name. ATI is fewer letters to type, and much easier to spell.

2. CEO Name. Dave Orton not only rhymes with a name with a popular donut franchise, it's also a lot easier to pronounce.

3. Brand Name. GeForce?! Is it "Gee-Force", "G-E-Force", "Geh-Force"...? Radeon. Simple. "Ray-Dee-On".



Editted to correct CEO name!

Ray-dee-on or rad-ee-on? Hmm...

One reason Nvidia "pwns" ATI for me- Digital Vibrance.

 

[nemesismk2]

Atleast Geforce isn't something you would use to wash your dirty pants with like Radeon washing powder.

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: BespinReactorShaft
For a moment there I thought you were gonna bring up that Far Cry jaggy shadows issue...

Btw we need more graphic boobage evidence before comparing Ruby with her (virtual) competition...

hmm, i should look into that shadow issue again

i like the latter idea a lot :thumbsup:

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Don't forget: They're Canadian.

thats a negative

 

[Ronin]

hahahahahaha

Good thread to wake up to. Thanks :beer:

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Ronin
hahahahahaha

Good thread to wake up to. Thanks :beer:

np. Nice to enjoy some light hearted fanboyism once in a while imo

 

[ElFenix]

and don't forget that white motherboard!

 

[Ronin]

You mean the shrunken one? It's a pigmy!

 

[solofly]

Laughter is a healthy thing. Keep it up guys, keep it up...

 

[Chacranajxy]

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged

Color doesn't matter. Ruby? Who cares? The GF4 MX was a budget card and ATI's had their fair share of bad cards as well..

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Chacranajxy

Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged

Color doesn't matter. Ruby? Who cares? The GF4 MX was a budget card and ATI's had their fair share of bad cards as well..

colour DOES matter

. . . but then you are already blind if you mistook this thread for anything more than [a bad] parody

 

[aatf510]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Don't forget: They're Canadian.

thats a negative

What is that suppose to mean? Looking down to Canadian??

Originally posted by: DeathReborn
3) The pre X1xxx Crossfire Cards. Needless resolution limitation and excessive cost.

That has been fixed in the x1xxx series.