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...and the bartender notices they're all tough, mean-looking rodents. They order some drinks and chat with the bartender, and pretty soon each mouse is bragging about how tough they are.
The first mouse slams back a shot and says "I eat rat poison and chase it with tequila". The bartender looks on, impressed.
The second mouse gulps his beer and says, "sh!t that's nothing. I grab the cheese off the mousetrap, catch the spring-loaded bar and do 50 bench-presses with it before hopping out." The bartender is amazed at this tale. He turns to the third mouse and asks, "so what's your claim to fame?"
The third mouse finishes his whiskey, looks at the time and gets up to leave.
"I don't have time for this sh!t," he says.
"I've got a pussy to fsck"
The first mouse slams back a shot and says "I eat rat poison and chase it with tequila". The bartender looks on, impressed.
The second mouse gulps his beer and says, "sh!t that's nothing. I grab the cheese off the mousetrap, catch the spring-loaded bar and do 50 bench-presses with it before hopping out." The bartender is amazed at this tale. He turns to the third mouse and asks, "so what's your claim to fame?"
The third mouse finishes his whiskey, looks at the time and gets up to leave.
"I don't have time for this sh!t," he says.
"I've got a pussy to fsck"
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