Three mice walk into a bar in a rough neighborhood. They sit down and after a while they start bragging to prove their machismo to each other. The first mouse starts telling the other two about his morning workout regimen. He goes to all of the mousetraps in the house, takes the cheese, and as the bar comes crashing down he catches it in his teeth and does pushups with it until he cant do anymore. He quickly slams a shot of tequila and looks to the second mouse.
The second mouse sighs and tells the other two taht he doesnt waste the time working out. For his AM pick-me-up he finds the rat poison, grinds it up to a fine powder and sprinkles it in his coffee and that keeps him charged up all day long. He slams a double shot of Jack Daniels and they are both now looking to the third mouse to see how he is going to top them.
The third mouse is quietly sipping a beer and for the most part ignoring the other two. THey begin to ridicule him and shortly thereafter mouse #3 chuckles to himself, downs the rest of his beer and pays his tab. They ask where he thinks he is coming and he replies, "I've had enough of this bulls**t. I've got to go home and fvck the cat."
The second mouse sighs and tells the other two taht he doesnt waste the time working out. For his AM pick-me-up he finds the rat poison, grinds it up to a fine powder and sprinkles it in his coffee and that keeps him charged up all day long. He slams a double shot of Jack Daniels and they are both now looking to the third mouse to see how he is going to top them.
The third mouse is quietly sipping a beer and for the most part ignoring the other two. THey begin to ridicule him and shortly thereafter mouse #3 chuckles to himself, downs the rest of his beer and pays his tab. They ask where he thinks he is coming and he replies, "I've had enough of this bulls**t. I've got to go home and fvck the cat."
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