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Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: TechAZ
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: TechAZ
This is your reminder to take your medication.
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Please have the personal integrity to answer the question, which I am now asking you personally, or crawl away in abject disgrace..

Yes or no.

Do dogs go to your heaven?
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This is a pressing question....why? Maybe you should ask BO, he's very religious too....or did you forget?

I am not religious, don't think about it, don't care about it.
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It is a highly PERtINENT question for Sarah Palin, who defines herself often by her religion -- "Pray to GOD for the pipeline."

No one who has challenged my question yet has had the personal integrity to answer it.

Why might that be? :roll:

It's one damn simple question, after all.

Again.

I challenge every subsequent poster to at least answer the question.
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No, she asked her church to pray that the pipeline was God's will... in other words, pray that they had made the right decision. That isnt uncommon... at all... hell BHO has done it...... oh wait. I cant say that about BHO. That is racist. :roll:

PS: I answered the question before I asked you why you have lost your mind, so I expect you to now answer MY question.
 
Does it make a difference what faith the family who owns the dog practices?

Does an Iraqi dog who wakes at 5am and barks toward Mecca go to heaven?
 
Seriously Perk...

If you had the chance to ask Palin any three questions and those were your choices, I wouldn't know whether to laugh you off of the mic or to cringe in agony that you blew such a huge opportunity.
 
It's obviously an important question to him. I just don't know why it's only directed at
Palin and not the other 3.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: ZeroIQ
Is this really a topic that going to be allowed in P&N it was it created to just lure people in to try to flame them for having religious beliefs?

Interesting, taken directly from the Constitution.

Originally posted by: The Constitution, Article VI
The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States.
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The question is not what she believes in or why, the question is will she force her beliefs on others. Her history has proven that no, she does not.
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History has PROVEN that she tried to float banning books in her home town, and sent a note of termination to the non-sectarian librarian there after that librarian repeatedly and honorably stood up to her attempts at censorship, and ONLY BACKED DOWN after hundreds of non-political townsfolk stood up in protest.
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You need to rethink your blind partisan Bullshit. Do a little more research. Your claim has been proven false many times.
Palin False Accusations

I am not a real religious person but my belief is that animals do not go to heaven. Do they in your Religion?
This topic doesn't mean shit to a tree ......... In other words I have no idea why your questions would be relevant in any way ..... enlighten me.
By the way ...... I am not a Repub so don't go there.
 
I don't really see the importance or relevence of this question.

I personally do not believe that animals have souls.

are you a vegetarian, perk? because why would your dog have a soul but not a cow or a fish or a chicken?

1.) Have you ever had pets?
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yes, all of my life.

2.) Have any of them been dogs?
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yup. currently on my 5th dog.

3.) If you have had a good and loyal dog as a pet, do you believe your hound doggie willl meet you in heaven
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no. unless it's like some manifestation of my own desire, but I don't think my dog as a soul.
 
I doubt conservatives care that Palin believes in different dogma. For most people the difference between dogs going to heaven and humans going to heaven is one is a lie you tell kids, and one is a lie you tell yourself.

 
Bart: Is there a doggie hell?

Homer: Well... Of course, there couldn't be a heaven if there weren't a hell.

Bart: Who's in there?

Homer: Oh, uh... Hitler's dog... and that dog Nixon had, what's his name,
um, Chester...

Lisa: [annoyed] Checkers.

Homer: Yeah! One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one!
The one that mauled Jimmy!
 
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
So you're demanding I answer a question that you refuse to address.
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Uh, I answered the question just two posts above, and a full two hours before you posted.

In my personal vision of eternity, there is no divide between souls. If such a place exists, it I am there, my dogs will be too.
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Nice example of reading comp. on your part.

 
This reminds of one of my favorite Twiligh Zone episodes. It's an old one in B&W.

The story is about an older mountain man. He's at his cabin and tells the wife he and his dog (Old Rip, IIRC) are going "my excellent compatriot huntin" that night.

Well, they find their racoon, but he's a clever one and manages to make them chase him across a log lying over a deep pool of water. The racoon pulls the dog under the water and the man goes in after to save his good friend the dog.

Come morning they awake to find themselves in the afterlife, on the path to judgement. They figure they got drowned last night so take off down the path to find the Pearly Gates hoping St. Peter will let them in. Along the way the old man is talking to his dog about what they'll do in heaven, wondering allowed if he can go racoon hunting in heaven.

They come to a beautiful gate and there the man guarding it invites the old moutain man in. As he and his dog start to enter the guard stops him saying the dog can't come in. The old mountian man complains saying he ain't going in if his dog, old Rip, can't come in too. The guard tells the man, "No problem, you come on in and I'll take your dog around the corner where there's a gate for him". The mountain man tells him if Old Rip ain't good enough to come through with him, then heaven ain't no place he wants to be anyway. The guard warns him about refusing his chance to enter and tries to get him to come on now before it's too late. But the old man ignores him and he and Old Rip start walking away, headed further down the path; all the while he's talking to the dog about the afterlife, complaining he ain't going in if Rip can't come and fretting they'll be no my excellent compatriot huntin.

Well, eventually they come upon another person, a friendy young country boy waiting at the side of the path. The old man strikes up a conversation thinking he's another lost soul on the path to judgement. "No", the fellow tell's him, "I've been sent to meet you and Rip and guide you to the gates of Heaven". The old man tells him that they've aready been there and they ain't going in cuz Rip wasn't allowed to go in with him, complaining if that's the case heaven is a crappy place so he doesn't be there anyway.

The young guy looks all confused asking him "who told you that?" The old man explains what happened and the young guy realizes they weren't at the gates to heaven, but rather it was the other place; they were just trying to trick the old man to enter there. You see, in the *real* heaven you can bring your dog through the front gate and are allowed to my excellent compatriot hunt all you want.

Your answer lies in the above story.

Fern
 
I kept waiting on the punchline to this topic. Now I'm disappointed to find out it's for real and they have the nerve to call Repubs crazy.
 
Originally posted by: Druidx
I kept waiting on the punchline to this topic. Now I'm disappointed to find out it's for real and they have the nerve to call Repubs crazy.
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Yes, unfortunately it is for real, LOL.
Hey, I gotta tell ya I like your sig ........ truer words where never typed.
 
I'm not Christian, I don't believe in Heaven, and somehow all my dogs are still going there. Go figure.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
So you're demanding I answer a question that you refuse to address.
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Uh, I answered the question just two posts above, and a full two hours before you posted.

In my personal vision of eternity, there is no divide between souls. If such a place exists, it I am there, my dogs will be too.
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Nice example of reading comp. on your part.
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I was answering these questions:

Originally posted by: Perknose
Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Wow... Just wow. What an awesome thread.
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I notice you ducked the question, so I'll ask YOU directly and personally:

Please answer the question.

Edit: Damn, Leroy, ok, I'll break it on down for you:

Do you consider yourself a Christian?

Even if you don't, do you believe in some sort of afterlife?

Will your afterlife exclude dogs?
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You did not answer question #1.
You did not answer question #2 either... just kind of danced around it.
Which made question #3 kind of pointless.

So who has the reading comp problems? And you even wrote the questions. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
1.) Have you ever had pets?

2.) Have any of them been dogs?

3.) If you have had a good and loyal dog as a pet, do you believe your hound doggie willl meet you in heaven, even though every church you have ever belonged to has AS ITS UNBENDING DOGMA that ONLY humans go to your ETERNAL heaven?
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Would you ask Obama any questions about his "faith"?

 
Originally posted by: Perknose
1.) Have you ever had pets?

2.) Have any of them been dogs?

3.) If you have had a good and loyal dog as a pet, do you believe your hound doggie willl meet you in heaven, even though every church you have ever belonged to has AS ITS UNBENDING DOGMA that ONLY humans go to your ETERNAL heaven?
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Come on now, this is a trick question. We all know that dogs don't die. When they get old, Dad takes them to live on a farm.
 
Originally posted by: wetech
Originally posted by: Perknose
1.) Have you ever had pets?

2.) Have any of them been dogs?

3.) If you have had a good and loyal dog as a pet, do you believe your hound doggie willl meet you in heaven, even though every church you have ever belonged to has AS ITS UNBENDING DOGMA that ONLY humans go to your ETERNAL heaven?
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Come on now, this is a trick question. We all know that dogs don't die. When they get old, Dad takes them to live on a farm.
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Best answer so far :thumbsup:
 
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