<<You bet I am.>>
Now now, not everyone can be as good at being an asshole as you. True being a f*cker is a fine art, you will forever be remembered for perfecting it.
<<Why? That costs money; college girls are free.>>
Your mom is going to college now?
<<Good, so I still have 20 years to laugh at him? Suh-weet!>>
Well I'm laughing at you now, anyone who says "Suh-weet!" and claims to get some from college girls without paying obviously needs to learn to be a better liar.
<<No, I just said pamchenko's argument is better served by a sorority girl.>>
Nine sprachen ze moron
<<And I don't. But here, we can hope to hear both sides.>>
Obviously you wouldn't like intelligent women, they are way too smart to sleep with you.
<<Oh lord, GF, didn't you hear what Soybomb said? I have a self-esteem problem, and you are only making it worse! Oh god, stop please!>>
Your self-esteem is in tact, you might wanna work on that oder
<<Agreed.>>
You are also a loser and will never amount to anything, agreed?
<<Agreed.>>
You must have a lot of material for your mom jokes, I'm sure your own mother was a perfect example of all the dirty ho jokes possible.
<<How about I pick your mom's fleas?>>
You might not know this, but there are people out there who bathe, not everyone can be as flea ridden as you.
Now now, not everyone can be as good at being an asshole as you. True being a f*cker is a fine art, you will forever be remembered for perfecting it.
<<Why? That costs money; college girls are free.>>
Your mom is going to college now?
<<Good, so I still have 20 years to laugh at him? Suh-weet!>>
Well I'm laughing at you now, anyone who says "Suh-weet!" and claims to get some from college girls without paying obviously needs to learn to be a better liar.
<<No, I just said pamchenko's argument is better served by a sorority girl.>>
Nine sprachen ze moron
<<And I don't. But here, we can hope to hear both sides.>>
Obviously you wouldn't like intelligent women, they are way too smart to sleep with you.
<<Oh lord, GF, didn't you hear what Soybomb said? I have a self-esteem problem, and you are only making it worse! Oh god, stop please!>>
Your self-esteem is in tact, you might wanna work on that oder
<<Agreed.>>
You are also a loser and will never amount to anything, agreed?
<<Agreed.>>
You must have a lot of material for your mom jokes, I'm sure your own mother was a perfect example of all the dirty ho jokes possible.
<<How about I pick your mom's fleas?>>
You might not know this, but there are people out there who bathe, not everyone can be as flea ridden as you.