thread for derailing posts

[alkemyst]

visible plywood and a corrugated steel roof? Now I know why you hate me so.

Fuck man, bums have better accommodations.

What are those christmas lights on the wall, an outline for your Jesus statue?

 

[Howard]

visible plywood and a corrugated steel roof? Now I know why you hate me so.

Fuck man, bums have better accommodations.

What are those christmas lights on the wall, an outline for your Jesus statue?

something is escaping me and i think it's them words

 

[mikeymikec]

visible plywood and a corrugated steel roof? Now I know why you hate me so.

Fuck man, bums have better accommodations.

What are those christmas lights on the wall, an outline for your Jesus statue?

<pulls out tricorder, scans alkemyst for personality defects>

Hmm, just as I thought. Douchebag detected.

 

[alkemyst]

<pulls out tricorder, scans alkemyst for personality defects>

Hmm, just as I thought. Douchebag detected.

OP has flamed me for my life in the past...seeing his had me beyond words.

 

[mikeymikec]

OP has flamed me for my life in the past...seeing his had me beyond words.

(assuming this happened, as I'm not going to bother trawling through your forum history) So why are you stooping to his level?

I swear this forum is like watching a soap opera sometimes, there's all these bitter little feuds going on, and unless you like to keep up with all the little side-plots, it all seems a bit childish and stupid.

 

[alkemyst]

(assuming this happened, as I'm not going to bother trawling through your forum history) So why are you stooping to his level?

I swear this forum is like watching a soap opera sometimes, there's all these bitter little feuds going on, and unless you like to keep up with all the little side-plots, it all seems a bit childish and stupid.

I am entertained. Go check out my dog food thread, or any of the M3 posts I have made in the Garage.

 

[OutHouse]

visible plywood and a corrugated steel roof? Now I know why you hate me so.

Fuck man, bums have better accommodations.

What are those christmas lights on the wall, an outline for your Jesus statue?

and you reported me for thread crapping in one of your stupid threads? and here you are doing the same.

 

[alkemyst]

and you reported me for thread crapping in one of your stupid threads? and here you are doing the same.

I reported you?

 

[ChopperDave]

visible plywood and a corrugated steel roof? Now I know why you hate me so.

Fuck man, bums have better accommodations.

What are those christmas lights on the wall, an outline for your Jesus statue?

How many years did you serve in the military?

 

[jagec]

<pulls out tricorder, scans alkemyst for personality defects>

Hmm, just as I thought. Douchebag detected.

Hey, if his life wasn't genuinely awesome, why would he be spending so much time on the internet telling strangers that it was?

 

[alkemyst]

Hey, if his life wasn't genuinely awesome, why would he be spending so much time on the internet telling strangers that it was?

fuck yeah. Need to share my story!

 

[Pantlegz]

fuck yeah. Need to troll my boat!

ftfy

 

[alkemyst]

How many years did you serve in the military?

zero. My brother and dad served, as did my grandfathers and great-grandfathers.

I was onboard to go Navy, but then MIT and Georgia Tech offered me spots. I decided to move into Biological sciences though after spending a year interning with a large engineering firm.

My ASVAB's were near perfect. I was heavily recruited for several years esp after having most of my advanced math and chemistry out of the way.

How many did you serve?

 

[alkemyst]

ftfy

Don't have a boat currently though.

 

[ChopperDave]

I was onboard to go Navy, but then MIT and Georgia Tech offered me spots.

Which school was the one where you got a degree but didn't really get a degree?

How many did you serve?

None but then again I'm not being a colossal asshole to someone who is and making fun of his digs right after he almost got torpedoed.

Prick

 

[waggy]

<pulls out tricorder, scans alkemyst for personality defects>

Hmm, just as I thought. Douchebag detected.

you new here or something? lol that's pretty much common knowledge. really think about what kind of person would troll in such a thread and try to make it about him?

 

[ViviTheMage]

alkemyst is starting to sound like zane...

 

[highland145]

alkemyst is starting to sound like zane...

Hey, hey, that's a little too far........

 

[alkemyst]

Which school was the one where you got a degree but didn't really get a degree?




None but then again I'm not being a colossal asshole to someone who is and making fun of his digs right after he almost got torpedoed.

Prick

University of Florida. I was accepted to their Pharmacy program and University of Miami's prior to completing my AA degree even which is pretty unheard of.

Guy wasn't clear this was 'soldier housing'.

I can be a prick, I own an M3 so it's an entitlement.

 

[alkemyst]

you new here or something? lol that's pretty much common knowledge. really think about what kind of person would troll in such a thread and try to make it about him?

yet there you are each and every time to help that become a reality.

Thanks for being my biggest fan, you should try to update your life a bit though it's depressing to me.

 

[ChopperDave]

University of Florida. I was accepted to their Pharmacy program and University of Miami's prior to completing my AA degree even which is pretty unheard of.

I was referring to your zoology degree but it sounds like you have a degree story for every situation

I can be a prick, I own an M3 so it's an entitlement.

It boggles the mind that you think your M3 is how others would define your success and failure in life. Maybe that's how your faulty brain works but it's not how most other people work but hey enjoy that M3 if it makes you happy.

 

[ViviTheMage]

University of Florida. I was accepted to their Pharmacy program and University of Miami's prior to completing my AA degree even which is pretty unheard of.

Guy wasn't clear this was 'soldier housing'.

I can be a prick, I own an M3 so it's an entitlement.

Don't you own an older M3 though? E36 era? not E9x ?

 

[alkemyst]

I was referring to your zoology degree but it sounds like you have a degree story for every situation



It boggles the mind that you think your M3 is how others would define your success and failure in life. Maybe that's how your faulty brain works but it's not how most other people work but hey enjoy that M3 if it makes you happy.

I have outlined my 'life' quite a few times here so asshats like yourself can take notes and see I stick to the story.

Likewise I have posted my ASVAB, Pharmacy acceptance, PCAT scores, among many other 'proofs' when asked for them.

It doesn't stop the doubters.

My M3 doesn't just make me happy, it makes be better than you. lolz. I am sure it's a fact you have a craptastic life.

 

[Jeffg010]

yet there you are each and every time to help that become a reality.

Thanks for being my biggest fan, you should try to update your life a bit though it's depressing to me.

You would think after the 100th time you get the idea that maybe you make it all about yourself and learn to control it but not for your weak feeble mind.

 

[alkemyst]

Don't you own an older M3 though? E36 era? not E9x ?

I specifically wanted the E46 (2001-2006), I looked at the E92 (2008-2012) and I do not like them at all.

I also wanted the 2006 ZCP (competition package) and under 30,000 miles on it. I found one with all the options I wanted, 25,000 miles on the clock and selling for just under $40k which is easily in E92 territory.

I then had it shipped down for $1200, threw a bumper to bumper warranty on it from BMW for $6,000 covering me until 86,000 miles. I put about another $4,000 into it prior to the car even hitting my doorstep

I have the best of both worlds, a like new E46 M43 with full warranty.