<<< Wait a second...who are you to guarantee that we won't get a vacation for anything? >>>
I can't guarantee it but if you keep it clean I don't think anything should happen to you and since this is nothing serious nobody should get bent out of shape and start complaining about being torched.. BTW, when is a vacation such a bad thing afterall? If you have to visit the hated inlaws well then that is not a vacation.