Thoughts you had as kids who turned out completely wrong

[dighn]

having a hard time recaling any... i dont think much about when i was a kid

my dad tricked me into thinking that some butterflies can fly into your stomach then u'll have butterlfies coming out of your motuh

 

[ndee]

lol, the orange whale one is good ah, the world was so much more fun when we were(still are maybe) kids.

 

[randomlinh]

i thought life would be simple.... :-/

 

[Siddhartha]

When I was a kid, I thought my dad was a complete idiot. I learned that he was human and everyone makes mistakes

 

[Azraele]

I thought yield signs meant you had to let family members go first.

 

[Ryan]

I used to think that ever city had it's own sun