Those silly sons of...

[illusion88]

I just say this comercial, don't know what it was for, but it stole my friggin joke MY JOKE MIND YOU MINE!!!!

Ok here it goes...

This duck walks into this bar and he says "hey, you got any grapes?"
And the bar tender says "No, i dont got any grapes"
and the duck leaves
So the next day the duck walks in and says "Hey, you got any grapes?"
And the bar tender says "No, this is a bar, i dont got no grapes. If you come in here one more time and ask for grapes im gonna nail your beak to this here bench."
So the next day the duck comes in and says "Do you got any nails"
And that bar tender says "no"
"Do you got any grapes?"


HAHAHA Its the funniest thing

CEPT THOSE STUPID IDIOTS ON THE TV WHO TOOK IT FROM ME BASTARDIZED IT!!!!!!!11

Danm American Greediocracy...

 

[Wallydraigle]

I just told that joke in another thread and I didn't see the commercial. It's really kind of old.

 

[bigrash]

i saw that commercial too and that joke is so lame.

 

[illusion88]

No its not, its the bestest of darn jokes ive ever heard

 

[halik]

why is that a duck?

 

[jjones]

what's the point of getting grapes in a bar?

 

[illusion88]

There is no point in getting grapes in a bar, thats the point!

You see, grapes arnt bar related, so why would you ask for them

It has to be a duck because if ducks could talk they would talk very funny sounding and because you cant type a sound you just don't hear it in your mind they way i do

You know why?

I AM 1337!!!!