This will guarantee to drop your IQ by 40 points.

[BUTCH1]

RoFL at the Redbox entry :^D

"Yea, it's got a mini-fridge in it too!" OMFG that was funny,,

 

[Jeff7]

Some of those JPEGs need to be recompressed just a few more times.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I don't get #27.

EDIT: Oh, John Lennon. Eh.

 

[phucheneh]

Some of these are kinda dumb. 'Dumb' as in, supposedly-amusing reply is just someone being a smartass.

But some are surely genuine and more than a few are pretty funny. I liked the comma one.

 

[Corporate Thug]

7 and 35 always crack me up

 

[JimmiG]

I bet every single one of those were Americans.

Just sayin.

Probably. America is such a stupid country.

 

[kyrax12]

I think some of these might be sarcasms or jokes.

 

[Murloc]

I'm pretty sure most are sarcasm.

Still, how someone can write in such a retarded way is beyond me.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Your thread title implies that lists of retarded Facebook comments are capable of providing guarantees, btw.

 

[JoetheLion]

I am not surprised at all. Most of these are kids, which means they are mostly harmless, at least for now. The bad thing is that their parents and people at important jobs - politicians, judges etc... are SAME. That's what frightens me.

 

[clamum]

A couple are probably jokes/trolling but I bet most are not. I think some of you are forgetting how fucking stupid a lot of people are. The older I get, the more that is confirmed, and I'm only 30.

 

[Ichinisan]

A couple are probably jokes/trolling but I bet most are not. I think some of you are forgetting how fucking stupid a lot of people are. The older I get, the more that is confirmed, and I'm only 30.

This.

 

[pontifex]

pretty a lot of them are. i mean mistaking pigeons for penguins? unpossibruu

maybe they though pigeon was spelled peguin??

 

[almightyobo]

the ones without commas kill me

 

[BoomerD]

Hell, I was expecting this:

http://forums.anandtech.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24

 

[MisterJackson]

I'll usually just smile or shake my head at these, but that Redbox one had me in tears.

 

[CZroe]

maybe they though pigeon was spelled peguin??

Or they spelled it so far off that spell-check suggested penguin and they just trusted it.

 

[KDOG]

I do not doubt at ALL that they could be real...

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Redbox and #35 are the only good ones. I want my life back.

 

[Doppel]

Redbox one was good but some are obviously fake, like the escalator one.

 

[BurnItDwn]

This was linked on fark several days ago. Redbox one was indeed hillarious.