This thread is only for old men

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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All you young whippersnappers get the hell out of here!


I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.

Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?



YOU KID! GET OUT OF HERE! I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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I'm not but my body's giving up the ghost. POS...joints/tendons. 50 in 3 months.

35??? Dayum you look like shit.


:D

Music has sucked for along time. Drake....Need I say more?
 

DAGTA

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All you young whippersnappers get the hell out of here!


I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.

Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?



YOU KID! GET OUT OF HERE! I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!

I don't have a kid, but everything else is the same.
 

JManInPhoenix

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Get the hell off of my lawn (I caught myself saying that to a neighbor kid shortly after I turned 40). Proud & grumpy asshole of 51 now...
 

Number1

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Feb 24, 2006
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All you young whippersnappers get the hell out of here!


I'm 35. Is that old? Maybe its because lil rudeguy is almost 17, but I feel older and older every day. Kids annoy the piss out of me, there is no good music now, tv is shit and I don't want to have to deal with shit I don't have to.

Anyone old and proud? How did you know you were officially old?



YOU KID! GET OUT OF HERE! I TOLD YOU TO GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
35 fucking years old and you think you're old...................
Anyway, you will get to love your grand children.Fun fun fun, tired... child goes home....
Any questions?
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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What does old have to do with it? Kids have always annoyed the piss out of me even when I was a toddler. Most music has always sucked and TV has almost always been shit and no one wants to deal with shit they don't have to. Also, you are older every day. There is only one alternative to that and it doesn't look like much fun. So put on a happy face geezer.
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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What does old have to do with it? Kids have always annoyed the piss out of me even when I was a toddler. Most music has always sucked and TV has almost always been shit and no one wants to deal with shit they don't have to. Also, you are older every day. There is only one alternative to that and it doesn't look like much fun. So put on a happy face geezer.
Damned geologists. Putting life into perspective.

PS Rude: Wait until you get the finger.
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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Only 35?

getoffmylawn.gif
 

BoomerD

No Lifer
Feb 26, 2006
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34.

All the women I talk to treat me like an old man.

Shorty, we've told you before, while the girls in kindergarten might be shorter than you (might be the only ones shorter than you...they're just not old enough.
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Put down the candy and step away from the child!
 

JMapleton

Diamond Member
Nov 19, 2008
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30 but I look like I'm 17.

Is 30 old enough or am I still a whipper snapper?
 

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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Damned geologists. Putting life into perspective.

PS Rude: Wait until you get the finger.

bwahahaha

The problem is that I have been seeing my doc for 17 years. Well...he bought the practice of the first doc, I think he bought it like 15 years ago? Either way, we go way back. I would feel really weird about it since I consider him more of a friend than a doctor.


But I guess sometimes friends to that to each other, right?
 

highland145

Lifer
Oct 12, 2009
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bwahahaha

The problem is that I have been seeing my doc for 17 years. Well...he bought the practice of the first doc, I think he bought it like 15 years ago? Either way, we go way back. I would feel really weird about it since I consider him more of a friend than a doctor.


But I guess sometimes friends to that to each other, right?
I AM YOUR FRIEND.....


Ready or not...
 

eldorado99

Lifer
Feb 16, 2004
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by numbers I am not old, but I think most people think I'm an old crotchety bastard