This thread is about PHD's

[IceBergSLiM]

Last night there was the annual singles party in hartford known as the meet market. It is a pretty popular event heavily publicized on a popular radio station. Basically the men are the meat and they get a number and there is menu with every guys brief bio and the number they are. The girls basically are aggressive and the tables are turned for one night so its pretty cool.

So I put on my flyest outfit Kenneth kole shoes, seven jeans, a designer shirt with a black velour? Calvin Klein blazer. I was looking like money in the fvcking bank.

The party was poppin and I'm rockin out on the dance floor. Girls everywhere 2 to 1 ratio.

Next thing I know a PHD mofo comes up to me and starts bitching something like I was talking to his girlfriend...I don't know what the hell this guy is talking about. I'm like nah dude it wasn't me. He's got his friend with him as back up. He's like I run this club blah blah blah stay away from her. yada yada yada. We exchange words and he and his buddy walk off.

2 minutes later Im surrounded by security and am asked to leave. None of the bouncers know why they just say I have to go.

I know why.....that crybaby Player hating dickhead got me tossed. He had me 2 on 1 but wasn't trying to do anything so he got security on me. What a fucking bitch. Ruined a perfectly good night.


Tell me your experiences with PHDs........

 

[Deeko]

Can you reword this in something resembling a coherent thought?

 

[meltdown75]

wow do you ever sound like a tool

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Deeko
Can you reword this in something resembling a coherent thought?

i wanted to ask this but i couldnt think of a way to make my question resemble a coherent thought....i was going to start with "what the fuck?" and go from there.

 

[dlock13]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wow do you ever sound like a tool

Seconded and bolded for emphasis.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wow do you ever sound like a tool

not looking for commentary just your encounters with PHDs

 

[skace]

This is a parody of something, I'm just trying to figure out what.

 

[olds]

I had oatmeal for breakfast. Think I'll open a bottle if wine next. Have to get some sleep and be back at work at midnight.

 

[SlowSpyder]

Are you one of the icey hot stunaz?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: skace
This is a parody of something, I'm just trying to figure out what.

no, sounds like the usual coming from Icey here.

 

[Modeps]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wow do you ever sound like a tool

not looking for commentary just your encounters with PHDs

I am not, and have never considered myself to be a "player" therefore, I would not have run into a "player hating douchebag"

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wow do you ever sound like a tool

not looking for commentary just your encounters with PHDs

i don't go to clubs. i guess i'm a playa hata.

truthfully, i got kinda excited because i thought this thread might be about REAL PhDs because i have a very close friend who is struggling with hers and i never stop thinking about ways i can help her.

 

[SpunkyJones]

Sadly, I've never been a player, or worn a velour jacket, so I've never been tossed from a club.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Modeps

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: meltdown75
wow do you ever sound like a tool

not looking for commentary just your encounters with PHDs

I am not, and have never considered myself to be a "player" therefore, I would not have run into a "player hating douchebag"

I'm sure you have......they come in all shapes and sizes. Someone that is just hating on you for no reason.....likely driven by jealousy of some sort. Like your neighbor when you were a kid who stole your football when it landed in his yard.....ruining your fun for no reason.

 

[Anubis]

i thought this thread was gonna be about people who had their Doctorate

:/

 

[kranky]

Gotta be a parody thread.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: Anubis
i thought this thread was gonna be about people who had their Doctorate

:/

thread summary was pretty clear

 

[Platypus]

all this thread is missing is a PBR and a few phrases containing the word 'brah'

 

[Uppsala9496]

One of my best friends is a PhD. Great guy and a lot of fun to hang out with.
So, I have nothing but positive experiences with PhD's.
:roll:

 

[pontifex]

What did you guys expect from someone who does stuff like this?

 

[captains]

call kiss tell that bitch courtney that you got bounced for talking to a girl and that was the whole point of being there and tell them that you suggest them using another club

maybe they will listen maybe they wont, either way you probably wont end up with the hiv now

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: pontifex
What did you guys expect from someone who does stuff like this?

Fail to see the correlation here.

 

[tidehigh]

jesus christ this place is full of nerds

 

[tidehigh]

and they aren't even funny

 

[captains]

what club was it anyway