This should make some of you cringe: Escalades to get bigger engines

[OrganizedChaos]

any estimates on 0-60, 0-100, and 1/4mile time? thats alot of weight to throw around

 

[rh71]

As long as they physically don't become any bigger, it won't affect my already-negative opinion.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: rh71
As long as they physically don't become any bigger, it won't affect my already-negative opinion.

It's really all that bad....you know, jsut a few hundred pounds of steel above your normal vehicle's bumper level.


Nice clean cut.....

 

[atom]

Homer: "Wow! What kind of milage does it get?"
Ranier Wolfcastle: "One Highway, Zero City."

 

[alkemyst]

and it still won't make the driver's wiener any bigger.

Not an Escalade, but a Tahoe all jacked up with the bling bling stuff (I think tahoe) and some teenager in a civic with a tail coming out of the gas station (the car wasn't really riced out, no fart pipe and the kid was driving like a normal person)....idiot pulled up right to the back of the civic, like 1/2" away and kept reving and honking at the kid to 'go', but there was traffic....at the next light freaking fattie (he was an a$$hole in the convience store there, throwing his money on the counter and treating the attendent like a moron "anything else sir?" "if I WANTED anything ELSE don't you THINK I WOULD HAVE ASKED?" moron) pulled up right to the side of his car. I was behind this all (we all left the gas station)...once the kid rolled up his windows I knew they weren't friends.

My wife pulled the veto on me going messing with the truck.

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