This sausage is HUGE!

[dennilfloss]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/08/content_611825.htm

Poor little Asian lady will never be able to fit that in her frying pan. And then she'd need huge buns and loads of mustard to go with it.

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Huge sausage...huge buns...loads of....

 

[Howard]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/08/content_611825.htm

Poor little Asian lady will never be able to fit that in her

wat

And then she'd need huge buns and loads of mustard to go with it.

well, ok

 

[TecHNooB]

my only critique is the frying pan. can we find a better word?

 

[Tim]

... and I wonder what google search terms brought you to this conclusion.

 

[Anubis]

can a single sausage be considered bulk?

 

[brainhulk]

is that imported sausage?

 

[Howard]

my only critique is the frying pan. can we find a better word?

Sausage warmer?

 

[zinfamous]

my only critique is the frying pan. can we find a better word?

hot box?


I got nothing.

 

[IronWing]

When it grows wheels, we'll talk.

 

[dennilfloss]

my only critique is the frying pan. can we find a better word?

Rice cooker? Bamboo steamer?

 

[BoomerD]

Not too beaucoup!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyGOJ1_kcI8

 

[Howard]

Rice cooker?

Racist!

 

[SKORPI0]

can a single sausage be considered bulk?

Only if it is at least alternator size. :hmm:

 

[dennilfloss]

When it grows wheels, we'll talk.

Doesn't look like this one needs wheels. By the looks of it, it's ready to launch like a cruise missile that follows the terrain between the hills before it detonates just above the landing strip of an enemy forward base.

 

[SunnyD]

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-06/08/content_611825.htm

Poor little Asian lady will never be able to fit that in her frying pan. And then she'd need huge buns and loads of mustard to go with it.

The sexual innuendo is strong with this one.

 

[IronWing]

Doesn't look like this one needs wheels. By the looks of it, it's ready to launch like a cruise missile that follows the terrain between the hills before it detonates just above the landing strip of an enemy forward base.

Incoming! What the hell? We were prepared for mustard gas but not this!

 

[rudder]

No way she would smuggle that out of China. There are some serious sausage smugglers running around... but no way on this one.

 

[SunnyD]

Doesn't look like this one needs wheels. By the looks of it, it's ready to launch like a cruise missile that follows the terrain between the hills before it detonates just above the landing strip of an enemy forward base.

Incoming! What the hell? We were prepared for mustard gas but not this!

Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkdOAgQMQvA

 

[dennilfloss]

No way she would smuggle that out of China. There are some serious sausage smugglers running around... but no way on this one.

I'm sure Chinese smugglers would relish the opportunity.

 

[IronWing]

Chinese smugglers would relish the opportunity.

It's all part of their plan to ketchup with the west.

 

[ElFenix]

pretty sure that story's just a bunch of baloney.

 

[yhelothar]

The chinese have the biggest sausages.

 

[IronWing]

Only if it is at least alternator size. :hmm:

Last of the red hot lovers!

 

[Baked]

Racist!

Indeed. I'm offended by the notion that only Asian use rice cooker. I demand a public apology!