werepossum
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- Jul 10, 2006
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This is an EU report, but it's a wide-spread problem in the USA as well. I remember reading a story about a study that said alligator penises had shrunk 35% due to estrogen-mimicking contaminants in the water. I thought "Holy cow, that's bad!"
Then I thought "Man, what a sucky job that would be, measuring alligator penises!"
Then I thought "Wait a minute - we have an alligator penis database? For how long? And WHY the hell would we ever have an alligator penis database? I can't imagine in 1900 someone saying "You know, I'm worried about future contaminants. We should start capturing alligators, measure their penises, and log them all in a database. That way in the future -" I'm sure no one ever got past that point before being slapped silly. Well, sillier. So how the hell do we know how big alligator penises used to be? Or should be?
Then I thought "Man, what a sucky job that would be, measuring alligator penises!"
Then I thought "Wait a minute - we have an alligator penis database? For how long? And WHY the hell would we ever have an alligator penis database? I can't imagine in 1900 someone saying "You know, I'm worried about future contaminants. We should start capturing alligators, measure their penises, and log them all in a database. That way in the future -" I'm sure no one ever got past that point before being slapped silly. Well, sillier. So how the hell do we know how big alligator penises used to be? Or should be?