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This old lady keeps looking at me.

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tec699

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Every damn time I go to my car this old hag who sits on her porch always stares at me! What the hell. Maybe I should bend over, pull down my pants and show her the moon, eh?

😀:beer:
 
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
or maybe you could just wave and smile and ask if she needs anything from the store.

😀
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Bah... that's to damn nice and I don't like old bats! Maybe I'll break her windows!

hahahahah...

:beer:
 
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
or maybe you could just wave and smile and ask if she needs anything from the store.

😀
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Bah... that's to damn nice and I don't like old bats! Maybe I'll break her windows!

hahahahah...

:beer:
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just remember. some day you will be an old lady too.
 
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
Originally posted by: tec699
Originally posted by: yamahaXS
or maybe you could just wave and smile and ask if she needs anything from the store.

😀
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Bah... that's to damn nice and I don't like old bats! Maybe I'll break her windows!

hahahahah...

:beer:
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just remember. some day you will be an old lady too.
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Hahaha... even grandma needs some luvin 😛
 
You have a couple of choices.

A. Go introduce yourself to her and talk about yourself for hours(she will hide when she sees you)
B. Go to the police station and file a restraining order against her (this one is my favorite)
C. Ask her if she'd like to buy anything from you
D. Tell her to give a message to her pimp for you......stay out of my territory
E. Always tell her..."Daaaaammm!!! You are looking hot today mama. You're gonna get some tonight for SURE!"
F. I could go on but I'm boring myself


Dunno if that's the same saying in English but here goes: You learn to cook in old pans
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??? do you mean (cook=cock) and (pans = Pants)?????
 
Originally posted by: forkd
You have a couple of choices.

A. Go introduce yourself to her and talk about yourself for hours(she will hide when she sees you)
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Yeah like the lady in the movie 'Airplane' that hung herself after Ted got done telling her his life story!


😀
 
"No idea what you're talking about."

I do, that's hilarious!



So, do you crank your radio and annoy the whole neighborhood, or not? If so, that might explain the stare, eh?
 
Originally posted by: GtPrOjEcTX
Originally posted by: ndee
Dunno if that's the same saying in English but here goes: You learn to cook in old pans 😛
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No idea what you're talking about.
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Old pans = old people, you will learn the most with older people cuz they have more experience.
 
Old pans = old people, you will learn the most with older people cuz they have more experience.
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Some sayings are completely wrong, however. Just b/c a person is old doesn't make him/her more experienced or clever. For example, a person like me, who has sat in front of the computer all his life and stared at the wall during his spare time, even being reasonably old still has a lifetime experience of about a 15 year old or something close to that, and same views on life.
 
You should find out if she's lonely because she has no family. Then you should find out if she has a nest egg somewhere that she'd leave you in a will if you kept her company. 😀
 
Be careful with the moon idea. I knew a guy that got 30 days in a county jail for that. Plus you will have to register as a sex offender for the rest of your life everywhere you move to.
 
You should find out if she's lonely because she has no family. Then you should find out if she has a nest egg somewhere that she'd leave you in a will if you kept her company.
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lol...just "help" her with her banking and make sure all accounts are POD or TOD to you...then you may also want to help her write a will.



P.O.D. = Payable on Death
T.O.D. = Transfer on Death
 
put some tooth paste in your mouth, and get your mouth all foamy. Go outside where she is and act all crazy. Try chasing her for a bit. She'll run inside and never stare at you again.
 
Originally posted by: tec699
Every damn time I go to my car this old hag who sits on her porch always stares at me! What the hell. Maybe I should bend over, pull down my pants and show her the moon, eh?

😀:beer:
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She probably thinks that you are staring at her.
 
Originally posted by: Dr Smooth
Originally posted by: tec699
Every damn time I go to my car this old hag who sits on her porch always stares at me! What the hell. Maybe I should bend over, pull down my pants and show her the moon, eh?

😀:beer:
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She probably thinks that you are staring at her.
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Maybe her eysight is not the best,and she is trying to see if it is the car owner,or some body else going near your car?

I have some older people who live near me,and they are on the front porches like 75% of the time,
i guess it is cheaper to sit outside,than to have the a/c on 24/7.
 
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