lunch break
this new guy from work bump into me and my buddies in the fast food resturant
so he joint us for lunch.
he start this conversation about sex. (one of those, i know you for 5 minute, and i'm going to tell the story of my life to you type of guy)
he say he doesn't know if he still a virgin or not??????????????????
once about a time, he has sex with this girl,
since that was his first time, he say he rush it.
stick in before it was fully hard.
he expect too much on sex, but his dick didn't feel a thing, and is very disappoint.
he then start like he bang this chick for like half hour non stop, but both of them are tire, and decide to end it.
he did not eject the white stuff. then he ask us if he still a virgin or not?
ever since then, he is not too crazy about sex anymore life is not the same when you look at girls again.
me: i think you are full of sh*t, you still a virgin, sex in dream don't count.
buddy1: i think you are gay, because if you dick don't feel a thing, i can asure you when someone put dick in your A*s, you will feel it
buddy2: i never has sex before.
buddy3: you did something wrong man, if you did it right, you won't be like bang half hour, dick don't feel a thing, and not eject the white due.
me: maybe you are impotent? take a virga
him: no no, when i masterbate, it goes fully hard and eject, i'm sure i'm not impotent
buddy2: too much information, tell me you didn't just say that. can you not mention masterbate while i'm eating.
all: hahahahahaha laugh
I personal think he is full of sh*t, he just make up that story to break the ice(since he is the new guy).
it's just a funny story, i encounter yesturday
thought i share it with my fellow anandtech
This falls under the TMI rule.
Watchful Mod
this new guy from work bump into me and my buddies in the fast food resturant
so he joint us for lunch.
he start this conversation about sex. (one of those, i know you for 5 minute, and i'm going to tell the story of my life to you type of guy)
he say he doesn't know if he still a virgin or not??????????????????
once about a time, he has sex with this girl,
since that was his first time, he say he rush it.
stick in before it was fully hard.
he expect too much on sex, but his dick didn't feel a thing, and is very disappoint.
he then start like he bang this chick for like half hour non stop, but both of them are tire, and decide to end it.
he did not eject the white stuff. then he ask us if he still a virgin or not?
ever since then, he is not too crazy about sex anymore life is not the same when you look at girls again.
me: i think you are full of sh*t, you still a virgin, sex in dream don't count.
buddy1: i think you are gay, because if you dick don't feel a thing, i can asure you when someone put dick in your A*s, you will feel it
buddy2: i never has sex before.
buddy3: you did something wrong man, if you did it right, you won't be like bang half hour, dick don't feel a thing, and not eject the white due.
me: maybe you are impotent? take a virga
him: no no, when i masterbate, it goes fully hard and eject, i'm sure i'm not impotent
buddy2: too much information, tell me you didn't just say that. can you not mention masterbate while i'm eating.
all: hahahahahaha laugh
I personal think he is full of sh*t, he just make up that story to break the ice(since he is the new guy).
it's just a funny story, i encounter yesturday
thought i share it with my fellow anandtech
This falls under the TMI rule.
Watchful Mod
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