this may be the most true statement I have ever read ...

[Blieb]

"If I know anything about anything, the four cheese will eventually give way to the five-cheese Dorito, because in a culture where the number of blades on a single razor now equals the number of cheeses chemically affixed to a Dorito, something's gotta give."

http://www.post-gazette.com/columnists/20040107gene0107p1.asp

(edit: title grammar)

 

[Wingznut]

Ha! That's awesome.

 

[Dudd]

That's a great line.

 

[kenshorin]

Whoa.... new sig line!

 

[Yaotl]

there was a little comic in an issue of playboy (the one with angie everhart) that had a picture of a hundred bladed razor and what each one did. at the time i thought it was funny, now i just think it's inevitable.

 

[Brutuskend]

I remember way back when the first two bladed razor came out, SNL did a commercial spoof on it with the new triple track razor. (at first I thought it was for real)

Well....

 

[poopaskoopa]

Salsa Doritos were also the chip chomped by Yasmine Bleeth in a spicy Super Bowl commercial the likes of which have rarely been duplicated, at least among the men-are-pigs demographic.[\q]

I thought that was Ali Landry?

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I remember way back when the first two bladed razor came out, SNL did a commercial spoof on it with the new triple track razor. (at first I thought it was for real)

Well....

lol

 

[Walleye]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
I remember way back when the first two bladed razor came out, SNL did a commercial spoof on it with the new triple track razor. (at first I thought it was for real)

Well....

the mach 20 from gilette!

 

[DXM]

How many cheeses can you lace a fried corn chip with?

edit: ah, stupid speiling mistakes.

 

[Regs]

I need those extra blades. My skin is a pain to shave hair off from.

 

[sillymofo]

I think we really need to have a thread where we would collectively post all the stupid lawsuits of America, and make it official.

 

[ATLien247]

I haven't injured my throat eating Doritos (since I prefer to chew them before swallowing), but I have injured my mouth when biting down on a mouthful of Doritos.

I should have sued!

 

[Wingznut]

Originally posted by: poopaskoopa

Salsa Doritos were also the chip chomped by Yasmine Bleeth in a spicy Super Bowl commercial the likes of which have rarely been duplicated, at least among the men-are-pigs demographic.

I thought that was Ali Landry?

Yeah, it was.