This kid wants to fight me again.

[imported_goku]

He just doesn't give up. The reason I don't take him seriously is because hes probably a freshman and has some random grudge against me, maybe I annoyed his brothe back in hs? So I think I finally shut him up...

[22:19] bcrosbySS: hey mother ******
[22:19] Me: hey
[22:19] bcrosbySS: im countin down the days till i get to beat yo ass
[22:20] Me: I was trying to finger your mom, problem was, as I was reaching down to rub her ****, I found something protruding out, turns out I managed to find some balls. Sorry dude, your mom is a guy.
[22:20] bcrosbySS: its aite, but yo ass is still gettin beat
[22:21] Me: who are you again?
[22:21] bcrosbySS: the kid whose beatin yo ass
[22:21] Me: hmmm, who are you agian?
..........
[22:56] Me: Considering that you're like 90lbs, you're clearly out of your league.
[22:56] Me: exactly.
[22:56] Me: lol
[22:56] Me: hahaha
[22:56] bcrosbySS: i aint no ****** 90 pounds dumbass
[22:56] Me: fine, 75
[22:56] bcrosbySS: shut up u lil pussy ass bitch
[22:56] Me: I take dumps larger than you
[22:56] Me: Hahaha
[22:56] bcrosbySS: quit talkin ****** ill c u at 3
[22:56] Me: You little wuss
[22:56] Me: ok
[22:56] Me: 1 am
[22:57] bcrosbySS: make yo ****** miind up
[22:57] Me: I already did
[22:57] bcrosbySS: 1 or 3
[22:57] Me: that you goanna get ****** up
[22:57] Me: hahaha
[22:57] bcrosbySS: haha aite ill be there
[22:57] Me: So, with your posse eh?
[22:57] *** "bcrosbySS" signed off at Wed Aug 09 22:57:56 2006.
[22:58] Me: hahaha
[22:58] Me: You stupid ******, you're still here!
[22:58] Me: Suck my left nut
[22:58] Me: hahaha
[22:58] bcrosbySS: u wish u gay lil i love you
[22:58] Me: Ima bring a gallon of *** and pour it on you
[22:58] *** "bcrosbySS" signed on at Wed Aug 09 22:58:28 2006.
[22:58] Me: First I'll throw a bucket of *** on you
[22:58] Me: beat your ass
[22:59] Me: pull down your pants, give you a wedgie
[22:59] Me: piss in your mouth
[22:59] Me: ****** on your face
[22:59] Me: and stick my hand up your ass, lube free
[22:59] Me: rip out your intestines
[22:59] Me: grab your balls and pull down,
[22:59] Me: shove them in your mouth
[22:59] Me: Then, I'll take your carcass, and throw it in the creek,.
[23:01] Me: LOL
[23:01] Me: Isn't fighting FUN!?
[23:01] Me: hahaha

He hasn't responded since. I'm sorry it's an immature conversation but the person I'm talking to isn't very mature, why would even bother having a mature conversation with this little douche? Well, actually I have, I think at least in the first 5-6 IMs I've gotten from him, now i've stooped to his level :laugh: What would you have said if you had a little brat bugging you to fight him? I offered to fight the kid at a movie theatre so that there could be a spectacle made of him, but he turned it down, I guess hes tough enough to "fite"(his lingo) but afraid to go to jail. Funny, I don't think I've been in a fight since freshman year, I guess that explains this kid's angst then, eh?

 

[ballmode]

Dude you need to cut off his internet, it will make him go insane. Put a virus or something on his computer

 

[apac]

Whoa dude...

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Why did you waste 1 minute of my time?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: ballmode
Dude you need to cut off your internet, it will make us stop going insane reading your drivel. Put a virus or something on your computer

I wholeheartedly concur!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Worst chat log ever, and that's saying a lot.

 

[SampSon]

hahahaahahahah
hahah
ha oh man, meet me at the playground after school, ill mutilate your face

 

[imported_goku]

:laugh: LOL, I'm just LMAO right now, these responses are priceless! HAHAHA! :laugh: I'm wondering what is going through this kid's head at the moment. I'm suppose to go to 24 hour tonight, and I guess I'll drive by the place where he wants to fite:laugh: Then I can bitch at him for not showing up.

 

[EvilYoda]

Don't forget to bring your crews, snap your fingers and challenge them at the dance. Weapons?

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: goku
:laugh: LOL, I'm just LMAO right now, these responses are priceless! HAHAHA! :laugh: I'm wondering what is going through this kid's head at the moment. I'm suppose to go to 24 hour tonight, and I guess I'll drive by the place where he wants to fite:laugh: Then I can bitch at him for not showing up.

Don't forget a hand grenade... and a trident.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Don't forget to bring your crews, snap your fingers and challenge them at the dance. Weapons?

[22:54] Me: So, you bringing weapons eh?
[22:54] bcrosbySS: no u ****** dumbass
[22:54] Me: lol
[22:54] bcrosbySS: just shut the ****** up
[22:54] Me: Yea, I'll bring my machette
[22:54] bcrosbySS: ill c u at 3
[22:54] bcrosbySS: ok
[22:54] bcrosbySS: u bring ur machette
[22:55] Me: so who are you bringing?
[22:55] bcrosbySS: no one
[22:55] bcrosbySS: just me
[22:55] Me: I don't even know you

 

[thomsbrain]

i'm really starting to feel this age limit for OT thing.

seriously. post this sh!t on your myspace, kid.

 

[Atomicus]

OP's update will probably read as the following:

So I met this kid at the playground. His name was Bruno, 6'4", and about 190lbs. As he approached me, I decided it was better to beg for forgiveness rather than suffer damage to my beautifully crafted 5'4" 100lb frame. I got down on my knees and, with tears streaming down my eyes, began to plead for my life. Bruno's response?

"You got some pretty lips...."

/thread

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Atomicus
OP's update will probably read as the following:

So I met this kid at the playground. His name was Bruno, 6'4", and about 190lbs. As he approached me, I decided it was better to beg for forgiveness rather than suffer damage to my beautifully crafted 5'4" 100lb frame. I got down on my knees and, with tears streaming down my eyes, began to plead for my life. Bruno's response?

"You got some pretty lips...."

/thread

Haha, ya that's probably what that kid would post on his myspace.

 

[Brainonska511]

Oh... I can't wait for the next installment of "WTF is Wrong With Me" brought to us by Goku.

 

[NaOH]

Omg....I'm going to call your mom so she can cut off your damn internet.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
Omg....I'm going to call your mom so she can cut off your damn internet.

Eh, I'll use my cellphone for internet, something they won't cut off. LOL :laugh: I'll still be able to neff on atot.

 

[iamaelephant]

goku has officially taken the Biggest Douche on ATOT crown off PAB.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: iamaelephant
goku has officially taken the Biggest Douche on ATOT crown off PAB.

(Laughs uncontrollably)

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Reminds me of talking to BBOND over in P&N

 

[Xyclone]

Out of curiosity, what's your weight/height?

 

[rhino56]

got to third sentence and gave up.

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Out of curiosity, what's your weight/height?

6'2 (actually) otherwise I guess I'm percieved as being 6'4. 170-190, I have no idea my weight and to be honest I don't want to know until I'm ready (trying to lose weight, when I can't see the body fat anymore, I'll check)

 

[feelingshorter]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Out of curiosity, what's your weight/height?

6'2 (actually) otherwise I guess I'm percieved as being 6'4. 170-190, I have no idea my weight and to be honest I don't want to know until I'm ready (trying to lose weight, when I can't see the body fat anymore, I'll check)

Better go teach him a lesson.

 

[CKDragon]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Xyclone
Out of curiosity, what's your weight/height?

6'2 (actually) otherwise I guess I'm percieved as being 6'4. 170-190, I have no idea my weight and to be honest I don't want to know until I'm ready (trying to lose weight, when I can't see the body fat anymore, I'll check)

You are one height but perceived to be another? How often do people tell you what they think your height is? What sense does that make?

Finally, isn't "I before E except after C" the most quoted grammar rule in existence?

CK