This kid is so stupid

[highland145]

i stopped at

now, i now off

 

[Heller]

haven't you guys ever heard of touch screens and auto correct? im sliding all over the screen here, i just never can get the gist of it, i always type to fast and end up with spanglish discombobulated letters and phrases, that i just assume auto correct will fix, but alas' its not my friend.

 

[Heller]

i stopped at

liar, you love trolling every thread on here with the
"hey guys look im a loan shark routine"

son that ship has sailed and been back in port, time to pick a new routine you low end charlie Chaplin:awe:

 

[Heller]

im just busting balls here dont get offended

 

[highland145]

liar, you love trolling every thread on here with the
"hey guys look im a loan shark routine"

son that ship has sailed and been back in port, time to pick a new routine you low end charlie Chaplin:awe:

Let's take a vote.

Heller full of shit. A

Highland's a loan shark. B


Jeeebus, sorry but your bro will be mad if you vote against him.

 

[isekii]

snitches get stitches

 

[slightlyhuman]

is your dad alkemyst?

 

[Heller]

Let's take a vote.

Heller full of shit. A

Highland's a loan shark. B


Jeeebus, sorry but your bro will be mad if you vote against him.

jeebus christ dont you dare disrespect me! or else you wont. get that new Bugatti

and no i wont talk to the cops i don't speak pig-latin!

 

[Heller]

is your dad alkemyst?

well he does touch me but not in a father would touch me way, more like hears some free candy now get in van style. he doesn't live too far away afaik but i do think the closest member on here to me is jeebus. roughly 10 mins away

 

[Heller]

and im sure jeebus can attest to all the easy to access pharmacies and pain clinics in Broward and Miami dade 954/305 area codes.its the most lucrative business down here!

 

[Mixolydian]

You know, you can put multiple quotes in one post so you don't have to make a new post for each response...

 

[renz20003]

The mods off tonight or what?

 

[Ichinisan]

You know, you can put multiple quotes in one post so you don't have to make a new post for each response...

I don't care and you shouldn't either.

 

[DrPizza]

hes actually was a freshman as i was a senior in hs

22

edit-- that makes the kid in question around 17 or 18 afaik.

So, he was 3 grades behind you, but is 5 years younger than you? Was he exceptionally advanced? Or, did you fail a couple of grades? Or, are you just bad at math/making up stories?

 

[slightlyhuman]

this forum could use a nice cleansing of alky and heller.

 

[miadavies]

From reading your post I assume you're a customer of his.

+1.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Heller. H...He...Hell...Heller.

Yeah, I remember you.

 

[deanx0r]

now, i now off this kid throgh a friend of a friend, hess been in and out of jail since 13, he has pictures of him doing transactions of him selling pills on the street with wads of cash in one hand and pills/weed in another. then he brags about how much hes making, then he brags about getting locked up over and over again,

right here is a pic that's his wall photo guess what his name is,

those are 2mg xanax each, each pill is a separate felony in the state of fl, i'd post more of his antics, but this could end up getting back to me somehow and i dont need to be shot, hes familiar with gangs and weapons and is not new to being a criminal.


his listing as a being a "street pharmacist" as his occupation right on fb, its like i used to be dumb and naive, but if your gonna be a low life drug addict at-lest cover up your tracks, don't just be sitting there asking to go back to jail, with all this evidence, on your damn fb wall!

Grammar: the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

 

[natto fire]

Yeah the hume thread satiates my desire for "funny" images, with less attempt at backstory. Thanks for nothing, especially a story about Florida inhabitants, I'd talk to my grandma if I needed that.

 

[randomrogue]

Parody thread? You can't call someone an idiot when you're illiterate like this.

 

[BUTCH1]

Sounds like someone's in for a stomach pumping!, have fun with your new buddy..

 

[MarkXIX]

Can we ask North Korea to please target Florida?

 

[JM Aggie08]

Can we ask North Korea to please target Florida?

 

[Jeeebus]

Oh look, it's another:

 

[MisterJackson]

Oh look, it's another:

Win!

And yeah, like another poster said, Snitches get stitches.